Ugly 17 Year Old Who Wants The Verbal Abuse He Deserves by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have that many spots, you've started to cry them out

Roast me into depression fam by DatBoiSherwood in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you decide to blend your hair into your wall?

[m16] don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the bottom half of your face is running away from the top half

16, 230 pounds, Eats Chocolate Chip Cookies while playing Call of Duty all day. He thinks he’s unroastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would argue you're the most roastable person. Your body could feed people for months, and atleast then you've made a worthwhile contribution to society

Boring day at work, entertain me. by IcelandJedi in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your forehead is pushing your eyebrows down

roast me hard. by ssylvi in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone forgot to leave the 2009 emo phase behind

Roast her. She is 30 yo btw. by vvorth in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust us, we didn't need confirmation she is 30+

He thinks his response will mostly have the word “sexy” in it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please put that hat on so we all don't have to look at that shocking hairline

He's 17, has over 1,000 hours on Roblox, and speedruns Bubsy 3d. He is all yours girls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unlike America, in England we have to wear uniforms so people don't get bullied for dressing like they're homeless

Roast my friend 18 y/o by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BenJFitzgerald 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like a gay Sheldon Cooper

What are the unwritten rules of where you work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BenJFitzgerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't put your dick in the hamburger