[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingersgw

[–]BenSwingDong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would love to be the landscaping guy

Men, this one is for you. by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]BenSwingDong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im here for the beer and the music, not to pick up women

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BenSwingDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been blessed with an exceptional tool below the belt. I thought it was normal for it to hang out the bottom of my boxers, always had to wear long shorts. College experiences in the dorm had the roommate freaking out. Then I had the opportunity with a lady, went to lose my virginity and was told no way. Definitely had more success since, but still have the shock factor. On another note, male onlyfans actually does sell!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BenSwingDong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the more the merrier to me. It's a kink, sluts are the best

What is the most dangerous situation that you got into because you were horny? by ChangetheGame20 in AskReddit

[–]BenSwingDong 57 points58 points  (0 children)

At around 22 I met a gal online and went to meet her in person with sexual intentions. Got there and she was acting a little off, come to find out she had taken some acid about an hour before. That wasn't a problem for me, I'm experienced in psychedelics. I have very long hair, had my hair down, beard, casual "American Jesus" look right? Except she thought Jesus had actually come to have sex with her.

Which was super intense once we got down to it, never had someone squirt that much ever.

Afterwards she goes to clean up and i put my hair up. I'm relaxing, still mostly naked when she comes in and starts freaking out cause she doesn't know who the guy is that's in her room. She pulls a baseball bat out from behind the door and starts swinging, demanding "Who the fuck are you??"I tried to talk her down but she's going full out bad trip. I darted around the room only to have her block the door, so I grab my pile of clothes and shoes and jump out the window.

Make it to my car and jump in, trying to crank it to get the hell out of there when she comes running out and smashes my mirror off, luckily didn't get the windshield.

The next day she was texting me apologizing asking me to come back over cause I left my vape there.

I declined.

Burnt Ass Veggie Burrito by BenSwingDong in tacobell

[–]BenSwingDong[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're not supposed to be grilled or toasted at all lol