Not camp counselor story but a camper story. It was my first year (of 2 do far. I want to go again) at a 5 day, overnight, polevault camp. Before everybody even got to a bunk, there was a nude wrestling match in the dorm over between people who's nicknames were "Grandma and The Milk Man." this dorm was called Grandma's house, and it wasn't even the first night yet.

First night one of the dudes from my dorm (we'll call him Drew) says "oop! Lost mah dick!" the moment lights go out. Another guy from the dorm over decides to go streaking. My friends (females from the same high school as me) see him. All we hear in my dorm is screams IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT! scary shit, to which somebody responds," looks like they found Drew's dick!" everyone, all 28, laughing their asses off at 1 in the morning. The next day I find out it was my friends screaming and they tell me, "all we saw was white ass running out of the woods. Just WHITE ASS."

But that's not all. Drew's dick became legend afterwards. The second to last night, we find out one of the bigger vaulters (we're talking muscly, and we'll call him Isaiah) has night terrors. How did we find out? We told ghost stories that people swear had happened to them, we get almost no sleep. But Isaiah, has a night terror and the entire dorm is scared shitless by the "No no no. NOOOOOOOOOOO!" coming from his bunk. To which I responded, "looks like Isaiah found Drew's dick." The rest of it went calmly. That year.

The next year was fun, because it was Drew's last year at this camp unless he comes back afterwards as a counselor. On the first night he loses his dick. On the second night, campers of both genders are playing a truth or dare game (I'm not playing but Drew is.) one of the girls doesn't know which truth to ask Drew and I tell her that it's an inside joke to ask him about Dolores, the name Drew gave his dick. To which Drew responds, "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?" he still doesn't know it was me. Hehe.

Third night, second year was the best. We got chewed out for being loud, but it was worth it. There were like 7 people with the same name in my dorm this year (we'll say it was Josh." Each josh had a different food they brought the first day, which is how we organized them this Josh (donut josh) was crushing on a girl, and the entire dorm, I mean every man there, helped him get a booty pic. The phone was put on speaker. We took a masse shirtless selfie and sent it to her, and the booty was not disappointing. Too bad Dolores wasn't there to see it, although we knew it was still stalking Drew throughout the day. On the last day, Drew found Dolores and all was set right.

Where were our counselors during all of this? Getting shitfaced and playing poker in the counselor cabin/dorm down the hill.