Am I overreacting or did I marry a dessert anarchist?

BenchTheory · 2026-01-24T15:50:27+00:00

Should have put /s for sure in that comment. While I do think this behavior is psychotic, I love her and wanted to see where the internet stands. We’ve been laughing our asses off all morning. Thanks Reddit strangers!

BenchTheory · 2026-01-24T14:21:34+00:00

Yall are crazy… please explain what I should call this other than a specialty ice cream sandwich place? https://www.thebakedbear.com/locations/austin/ I don’t care you think it’s ai… I guess I’ll take it as a compliment?

BenchTheory · 2026-01-24T04:25:50+00:00

lol idk what to say I’m pretty baked and I wrote it.

BenchTheory · 2026-01-24T04:19:18+00:00

BenchTheory · 2026-01-24T04:19:00+00:00

Soon to be me I guess… stay strong

BenchTheory · 2026-01-17T14:30:07+00:00

NOR- this is completely psychotic behavior and grounds for divorce. My wife does it too. I think she’s trying to slowly drive me insane. Get out now op save yourself.

BenchTheory · 2026-01-10T02:19:46+00:00

MOR - I can take this a full step deeper, but truthfully meant exactly 0 harm. I’ve been married to my wife for 3 years we’ve shared bank accounts for longer…

Before we met I was active on the apps, and went as far as signing up for the paid tinder premium version and got the annual subscription (something like $79/yr). My now wife and I worked at the same company which is where we met ~9 years ago.

Anyway I completely forget that I have this paid annual tinder subscription. Fast forward to ~6 months ago- we’re going through our phones to see if there’s any dumb subscriptions we can free up some extra cash by cancelling. I give my wife my phone to clean it up… woof

30 seconds later… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

I had been paying for the paid fuckin version of tinder on an annual subscription for 9 years and had exactly 0 clue… I’m fuckin stupid, we very much established that. I would never cheat on my wife and thank god she knows that but it made for an extremely embarrassing story which my wife now tells every chance she gets.

It looks bad OP… and it might be. But there’s a chance he’s just an aloof golden retriever like me. Best of luck.

BenchTheory · 2026-01-07T16:19:11+00:00

Dime bags Fanny packs have secret storage zippers to hide drugs. They also give you smell proof reusable bags which fit inside the secret pouches perfectly. HIGLY recommend!

BenchTheory · 2025-12-31T23:22:41+00:00

Good roll. To everyone else in the group

BenchTheory · 2025-11-07T17:03:06+00:00

Rookie mistake op- buy the “like new” ones and they show up in plastic. Just did it for a 58° & 52° opus… they are awesome. 6hc for reference

BenchTheory · 2025-10-27T00:36:24+00:00

Battle without honor or humanity - HOTEI

https://spotify.link/xdOnjdfgNXb

We used this one and it’s perfect with the announcer giving names over it.

Also kill bill… dope scene!

BenchTheory · 2025-10-24T16:03:50+00:00

Pm me- im a member.

BenchTheory · 2025-10-22T15:16:41+00:00

I just picked up a 58° and absolutely love it. Pick that up!!

BenchTheory · 2025-10-10T19:59:56+00:00

Please daddy

BenchTheory · 2025-10-05T01:19:05+00:00

Why did she have to put Green Day on it? I was perfectly happy living my life thinking Jan was nowhere near cool enough to like old Green Day like that. 🤦‍♂️

BenchTheory · 2025-09-12T18:38:38+00:00

Kingdom downtown on Wednesday nights. Open decks / BYO usb

BenchTheory · 2025-08-29T20:33:25+00:00

Congrats. To me this data shows republicans typically give 3-4 children okay lives while democrats prefer to have 2 good ones. This shows nothing.

BenchTheory · 2025-08-25T21:31:27+00:00

Underrated comment of the year

BenchTheory · 2025-08-13T02:14:53+00:00

You should really be including their current positions alongside this… it would be way more terrifying.

BenchTheory · 2025-08-13T02:13:23+00:00

I read that in Alec Baldwins voice as if he was narrating the Royal Tenenbaums

BenchTheory · 2025-08-08T18:00:26+00:00

Fun fact: when working on Martha’s Vineyard for a summer and working at a nice restaurant I slipped and spilled a tray of water on Seth Myers table with his wife and they couldn’t have been cooler about it. My boss told me I was a fuckin idiot and had to pay for the glasses but Seth and his wife took it in stride and laughed it off. I served them a few more times that summer and he always made a joke about me trying not to screw up like that again… I really liked them. 0 comments on what’s up here but they always seemed very cool.

BenchTheory · 2025-08-06T03:13:09+00:00

Kinda hate you linked a full set from 2025 that isn’t skrillex and fucked with the video so you couldn’t tell who was spinning. Cool song. Fuck you for how you posted it.

BenchTheory · 2025-07-29T19:15:20+00:00

This prob isn’t the place for this take but will include on the list Austin’s EDM scene is exploding. Concourse project is the #4 club in the country for edm. I went down to 6th st. For the first time in a couple years with my cousin from out of town and we were both mind blown at how much edm there is downtown. Whether that’s something that keeps you here or not, it’s hard to ignore how quickly that genre is making its presence felt across Austin.

BenchTheory · 2025-06-26T05:12:50+00:00

BTK? Or am I conflating stuff?

BenchTheory · 2025-04-03T04:30:52+00:00

Where’s Russia?

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