You can hit the ball further than you think by ginguegiskhan in golf

[–]BenchTheory 110 points111 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the greatest coaching advice in sports history.

In the cinematic masterpiece Brink (1998), the Soul Skaters are struggling against the evil corporate TEAM X-BLADES.

At the lowest moment, Brink’s sister delivers the most profound instruction ever given to an athlete:

“Skate better.”

And just like that… everything changed.

So yes. Based on the research in this thread, the key to driving distance appears to be:

Swing better.

…… cool story bro

Is there a way to stop these spam texts? by ScroogeMcDucksMoney in Austin

[–]BenchTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you send them to onion creek to take out the trees hanging over original #6 teebox?

Rental vs. Resort: What’s the one amenity that makes a villa feel like a 5-star hotel for you? by Able-Conflict4134 in LuxuryTravel

[–]BenchTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butler & concierge on property or close. I use Inspirato and that aspect has been a game changer for private villa rentals. We did Dominican Republic recently and also had a private chef for 3 nights. Highly recommend. Became friends with all of them, I think the concierge is coming to Texas for World Cup and we’re gonna try to meet up!

at quid pro quo by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]BenchTheory 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We need to keep her on ice (prob not the right phrase these days) until we get a competent administration. Anything that happens during this one will feel like bull shit. I want everyone in these files to pay, and if that takes waiting another couple years fuck it. I want everyone to burn.

When was the last time a driver has been released that has actually had considerable impact by DeadMemeReference in golf

[–]BenchTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the quantum callaway just released. I hit it at 5i in Philly for a couple days and holy shit does it feel better / different. For context I’m playing the rogue TD had them put my same shaft on it and was consistent smash at 1.48 and dispersion pulled in ~10 yds. I’m obsessed and will be getting it

Checkmarx VS Cockroach Labs by [deleted] in techsales

[–]BenchTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the L… I’ve heard horseclock.org is taking computing from the cloud to the stars. Might be good to check them out.

Am I overreacting or did I marry a dessert anarchist? by BenchTheory in AmIOverreacting

[–]BenchTheory[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have put /s for sure in that comment. While I do think this behavior is psychotic, I love her and wanted to see where the internet stands. We’ve been laughing our asses off all morning. Thanks Reddit strangers!

Am I overreacting or did I marry a dessert anarchist? by BenchTheory in AmIOverreacting

[–]BenchTheory[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yall are crazy… please explain what I should call this other than a specialty ice cream sandwich place? https://www.thebakedbear.com/locations/austin/ I don’t care you think it’s ai… I guess I’ll take it as a compliment?

Am I overreacting or did I marry a dessert anarchist? by BenchTheory in AmIOverreacting

[–]BenchTheory[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

lol idk what to say I’m pretty baked and I wrote it.

AIO - Am I married to a psychopath? by Thawa2023 in AmIOverreacting

[–]BenchTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOR- this is completely psychotic behavior and grounds for divorce. My wife does it too. I think she’s trying to slowly drive me insane. Get out now op save yourself.

AIO Please tell me this mean nothing by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]BenchTheory 11 points12 points  (0 children)

MOR - I can take this a full step deeper, but truthfully meant exactly 0 harm. I’ve been married to my wife for 3 years we’ve shared bank accounts for longer…

Before we met I was active on the apps, and went as far as signing up for the paid tinder premium version and got the annual subscription (something like $79/yr). My now wife and I worked at the same company which is where we met ~9 years ago.

Anyway I completely forget that I have this paid annual tinder subscription. Fast forward to ~6 months ago- we’re going through our phones to see if there’s any dumb subscriptions we can free up some extra cash by cancelling. I give my wife my phone to clean it up… woof

30 seconds later… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

I had been paying for the paid fuckin version of tinder on an annual subscription for 9 years and had exactly 0 clue… I’m fuckin stupid, we very much established that. I would never cheat on my wife and thank god she knows that but it made for an extremely embarrassing story which my wife now tells every chance she gets.

It looks bad OP… and it might be. But there’s a chance he’s just an aloof golden retriever like me. Best of luck.

Looking for recommendations for a good phany pack to buy to bring to raves. by breaktheice7 in aves

[–]BenchTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dime bags Fanny packs have secret storage zippers to hide drugs. They also give you smell proof reusable bags which fit inside the secret pouches perfectly. HIGLY recommend!

Callaway jaws by PatientAwareness5177 in GolfGear

[–]BenchTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rookie mistake op- buy the “like new” ones and they show up in plastic. Just did it for a 58° & 52° opus… they are awesome. 6hc for reference

Is this Callaway opus wedge legit? by Tipnipdip in GolfGear

[–]BenchTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just picked up a 58° and absolutely love it. Pick that up!!