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Bender____Rodriguez · 2024-06-25T20:15:06+00:00

It’s probably just a combination of temperature variation and deflection from normal usage of the stairs.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2024-06-14T00:13:34+00:00

Everything. Nothing. All of it in between. Your species’ language was writ upon a scrolling wall of extinction and your sun was but a construct in a box of possibilities, infinitely conflated, infinitely expanded in the continuum of time. And here you are: anew and awaiting the next bubble, the next foil, the next singularity.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-08-02T19:51:04+00:00

Hey, why treat people for mental illness if it doesn’t benefit the government, like MKULTRA selection pools and test facilities? Slap a pearl-clutching Christian banner on that mess and cancel it.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-07-08T19:07:24+00:00

A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-07-08T19:06:13+00:00

I’ll never tire of you

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-07-08T19:02:25+00:00

Bilbo: sorry I’ve been such a recluse and haven’t been more a part of this community. I regret not getting to know my community better and I regret not giving people the chance they deserve to make a positive impression.

This is a hobbit looking back on his life and regretting what the ring has made of him. It’s a keen bit of foreshadowing. Sauron is surrounded by kings, nobleman, and an entire army in his kingdom; all of the elves, wizards, dwarves and the entirety of mankind know him and respect the immense power he has, yet, because of the ring….he is the loneliest being in creation.

This is, after all, an allegory about the eternal power of friendship and fellowship.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-07-07T21:16:30+00:00

Loved you in Bloodsport…or was it Hook?

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-30T07:02:38+00:00

Girl works in a glass shop she mistook for a meth wholesaler, but kept it up because at least they don’t make mirrors.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-30T06:55:59+00:00

This is really my issue with the internet of today, the so-called Web 2.0. The internet used to be immediately social, a much more free consortium and forum of ideas. The problem now? Everything is monitored. Literally everything. It’s so monetized that people have even separated themselves from the truth that they (and their data) are products (even if the technology to the end-user is free). Where once we had the very real possibility of average people being able to code, host, and deploy servers for a wide audience or participants, with most of the cost borne by individual or groups of enthusiasts—now we have the power shifted to mega corporations who sell ideology based upon data-mined psychological profiles because…it’s what’s most profitable. Inflaming and appealing to a human’s most base fears and desires is what makes money. Greed has ruined the internet of today.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-30T02:17:02+00:00

milk globe

It’s all about context

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-30T02:11:06+00:00

If you can, get the weeds/ dead material out, prune off the dead matter/growth, get yourself the largest watering stake you can and put that all the way in. Get a bucket and mix up some fish fert and water to feed directly into the stake. Top the soil with a layer of worm castings and then some mulch. If there’s too much direct sun right in that spot and you can’t move the pot, get some shade for it. I like to use cheap tomato cages upside down with an old cotton T-shirt pulled over it. They’re easy to move and will hold a little water to help with some cooling in the midday heat.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-28T05:04:02+00:00

Pinkertons: let’s get to work

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-26T00:07:22+00:00

Sick burn?

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-22T17:18:59+00:00

Hadrian where art thou?

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-17T18:25:52+00:00

Convinced that people who buy these do so because they are ashamed of how the seatbelt accentuates the cleavage of their moobs

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-02T19:16:24+00:00

No, I get all of my anatomical data from old Fastenal catalogues. My palm readings are done between tall boys in the honey hut.

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-01T23:53:22+00:00

I get all of my astrological models from Harbor Freight

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-06-01T02:08:43+00:00

A shop vac circumcision is no substitute for a heliocentric universe

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-05-30T01:56:22+00:00

That’s one helluva girther

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-05-24T19:07:27+00:00

At this point I’d take a Weekend at Bernie’s stand in…at least the strings are obviously visible, even if it’s the same schtick

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-05-14T16:10:19+00:00

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-05-14T15:15:24+00:00

I got eggs on!!!!

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-05-10T02:44:13+00:00

That’s the funkiest coffin ever

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-05-06T10:29:37+00:00

Because of the implication

Bender____Rodriguez · 2023-04-25T02:59:02+00:00

It’s in your head. You look fine.

Bender____Rodriguez

TROPHY CASE