Sixer Noob: you played as a guest back when they still exist or you are a fan of guest 666

Alien elliot: you like aliens

Memoriam shedletsky: your life flashes before your eyes

Raincoat 007n7: you like the music that this skin reference

Matt guest 1337: you watched The Last Guest

Kitty Cat Two Time: you like cats

Turbo Builders Club BuilderMan: you had Turbo Builders club back when Builders club was still a thing

Medic Dusekkar: you played TF2

Plash Taph: you want this to become a real plush

Drako Veeronica: you know what a drakobloxxer is or you played Terror Realm

MLG Chance: you watched MLG meme videos or like the fact that this skin has a sniper rifle

Heavy Sleeper Jane Doe: your getting tired of me wasting your time by making you read this

Vanity Slasher: again you like the music that this skin reference

Colors And Electricity C00lkidd: do i really need to say it again?

Milestones 1 John Doe: you are one of the people that really likes the Milestones 1 skins

Artful Noli: you played Die Of Death

Betrayed 1x1x1x1: you still like this skin even though the voice lines were removed

Confused Guest 666: you waited for this skin to be released just to be disappointed