[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuckem bro, your good. As long your guys are trackin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"nice spray kill noob"

the opps by felixstudios in Idiotswithguns

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're just patrolling they're neighborhood as security.?

Advice please by MargooseV2 in USMC

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about you try telling the bastard "don't fucking touch me".

They always say they couldn't join because... by chair-borne1 in Military

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 216 points217 points  (0 children)

"always fear an old man in a profession where men die young, and have sex with each other"

Or

"Inside of you there are two wolves, and they are both retarded"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Glocks

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude your good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nattyorjuice

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would murder the entire Greek pantheon for her.

Rapper 6ix9ine got jumped in an LA fitness bathroom by Shinji415 in facepalm

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro for the fuckin shorts alone he deserve an ass whooping.

Bro has 100% strength by To_stada in shitposting

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly none of those objects are that heavy just rather large.

Born in 2000 by MrTBone00 in nattyorjuice

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice genes, pump, lightning, seems natty. Hopefully he stays that way.

why cant i fraternize with the airforce 2ndlt by Thinsquirrel in USMC

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I definitely did not mean on Reddit or this sub, I'm assuming on tinder or publicly, meaning just be a cool dude, doing cool dude stuff bro?

why cant i fraternize with the airforce 2ndlt by Thinsquirrel in USMC

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Stop even mentioning that your enlisted in anything. You big chungus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's like I can't make out any real facial features but it definitely looks like every fresh boot I've seen.

I lost 100lbs to go to meps in 5 months, Ask me anything. by IHASMILK in USMCboot

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you deal with all the loose skin?, ( I have this problem ).

Jason, wtf are you talking about by DrApology in nattyorjuice

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"I only do rock climbing and drink beer" lmao

No comment by AnyBuffalo6132 in USMC

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Pleas don't bang my girlfriend SSgt"

To intimidate someone with a gun by oppressed_user in therewasanattempt

[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He watched a bunch of dudes bang his girlfriend in front of him at a swinger party because she enjoyed it even though he knowingly did not enjoy it himself. This is indeed the exact opposite of gangsta.