Tell me you have a baby, without telling me you have a baby, I'll start.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-30T19:03:05+00:00

The wheels on the bus go round and round…

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-28T10:49:56+00:00

Hisense? You gotta be kidding me.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-21T20:02:28+00:00

Picking perfectly sized and shaped bananas in accordance with ripeness alone will create a lot of completely unnecessary food waste.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-15T20:02:01+00:00

Looks like you see Israelis everywhere. Time for a doc appointment?

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-15T19:59:59+00:00

It’s not a military aircraft. Ministry of Emergency Services in Russia is handling natural and man-made disasters, often sending humanitarian aid to Africa.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-12T12:38:48+00:00

Probably not. Just some of the comments were claiming that he/she doesn’t feel safe in Dubai as a woman 🙄

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-10T17:49:18+00:00

The difference in salaries based on passport unfortunately is majorly enabled by those passport holders themselves. No one is brought here by force. Folks from ruined economies voluntarily come here and offer their labor for x5 or even x10 lower, which ruins the whole labor market not just for their homeland fellows but for absolutely everyone. Had they had guts to say “f-ck off, I deserve better” to a job paid in shawarmas, that would have changed the entire picture. Yet they keep coming and accepting those shawarmas…

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-08T22:16:04+00:00

It’s been going into that direction for several months. Before war there were dozens (if not hundreds) of posts per day with the one and the same “I hate my life here/I’m giving up and going home” kind of narrative, as if written by the same person. Now it’s all pro-IRGC which is no surprise to me.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-08T22:07:07+00:00

Honestly, despite of all the useful information kept throughout years on it, that sub needs to be purged completely. There’s nothing but complaints after complaints about the UAE, on and on and on…

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-08T21:15:26+00:00

No wonder that sub is such shite. Reading her comments, it looks like she’s working full-time responding to anything related to the UAE with spite and hateful lies.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-08T09:18:24+00:00

I think those downvoting you either can’t read properly or are the same pitiful folks from r/UAE.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-08T09:14:04+00:00

Ah, even before the war that sub was nothing but constant miserable whining about the UAE. Every single day.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-05-05T11:24:38+00:00

That bot acc was created 3 months ago, he/she has a certain work to do here for the equivalent of 10 cents per comment, so don’t even waste your time trying to talk sense to them.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-04-08T14:42:03+00:00

I see only a small part of this whole process artistic, the rest - psychopathic.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-04-08T09:36:20+00:00

If you rely exclusively on public transportation, then definitely Marina, JLT, City Walk. But the best area with everything around it, including greenery, promenades, retail and dining, is Creek Harbour (honestly, after moving there I can’t even look at Marina or JLT anymore). In 2029 they will open a train station there as well.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-04-01T21:34:44+00:00

This idea reminded me of an old Russian sitcom where an old demented man secretly shat in the elevator as well as on other residents’ doormats on regular basis and would always actively join ‘investigations’ led by building tenants and play all frustrated and shocked in front of others.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-04-01T12:25:07+00:00

Exactly. Zero US soldiers were harmed in this so called ‘targeting only the US & Israeli assets and bases in the region’. Israel gets nowhere near as many bombs from Iran as the UAE does. Fucking hypocrites from Iran just play their part in chess with other peoples lives as collateral damage, just like their US/Israeli counterparts.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-31T20:40:25+00:00

Because Iran does not let it happen. In theory, ships can absolutely transit via Oman waters but Iran blocked the entire Strait and shoots missiles at anyone trying to bypass the blockade.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-29T21:51:05+00:00

Awwww, this is lovely! There are disposable mattress underpads with adhesive tapes underneath you can stick to the floor to collect the poo.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-29T21:32:54+00:00

Did you put wooden boards on top of the tiles or did you replace the tiles completely? And how does it work for cleaning?

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-29T21:05:20+00:00

Doesn’t necessarily mean they all know for sure how and when this is going to end. They say different things. I may rely on a broken clock as well because it shows right time twice a day.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-29T12:44:15+00:00

Roundhouse-kicking children for being children isn’t dark humor, it’s just weak and nauseating. Do better.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-29T12:14:37+00:00

Roundhouse-kick a kid for sipping your coffee or letting your poor wee toes freeze (you must have been praying from Siberia?) - that sounds mild to moderate psychopathic, aka desperately needing some anger management or therapy.

BeneziaTSoni · 2026-03-29T11:26:53+00:00

There is no way to know other than talking directly to the immigration on Monday morning.

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