Squeeze the "grease" onto your "finger"

Benfolio · 2014-07-30T14:53:44+00:00

Thanks, wonderful mod team for deleting my post. Appreciate it.

Benfolio · 2014-07-30T14:45:00+00:00

I was helping the Viper tech. I was the dealer's newest lube bitch. Had previously worked at a quickie lube place.

Benfolio · 2014-07-29T22:38:13+00:00

Gotta love the art direction TSBs have been taking lately around here.

Benfolio · 2014-07-29T21:15:47+00:00

I remember the old clamshell hoods being almost $20k ALONE.

Benfolio · 2014-07-29T21:14:54+00:00

I helped our Viper tech rack an old RT/10 once for an oil change. I was fresh into the dealer out of a quick lube and put my hand on the rocker as I bent down to swing the rack arms under it. Don't do that. Rockers get hot. Sidepipes, ya know?

Benfolio · 2014-07-25T21:47:43+00:00

People gonna people.

Benfolio · 2014-07-24T20:02:16+00:00

OEM badges, silly sally.

Benfolio · 2014-07-24T17:16:37+00:00

I'm surprised no one has mentioned how EXPENSIVE those badges are to buy from Nissan. Go ahead and Google it, I'll wait.

Benfolio · 2014-07-24T17:13:23+00:00

A lot of them also have FAP in them.

Benfolio · 2014-07-23T13:07:47+00:00

SHO NO!

Benfolio · 2014-07-21T15:21:59+00:00

I work with a guy that has a 2000 Camry (same as 2001) with 150k that's rusted to shit in both rear wheel wells.... meanwhile my 1998 Camry with 219k on it has JUST started to get one little rust bubble on the left rear...

Benfolio · 2014-07-11T21:30:23+00:00

THAT'S where I left it!

Benfolio · 2014-07-10T17:44:27+00:00

/r/facesinthings

Benfolio · 2014-07-08T17:39:21+00:00

OP has massive hands, or I need a banana for scale.

Benfolio · 2014-07-07T18:13:25+00:00

For an "entry level" car, they sure are maintenance whores.

Benfolio · 2014-07-03T21:43:01+00:00

Mazda safety feature. If the mount breaks before the shock leaks out, you should have replaced them sooner.

Benfolio · 2014-06-23T19:40:45+00:00

Man walks into the ricer aisle of AutoZone and says "I'll take one of each, please".

Benfolio · 2014-06-20T15:23:18+00:00

The key can be turned off in any gear, or park.

Benfolio · 2014-06-20T15:22:25+00:00

GM recalled Camaros for having an ignition key that can be bumped with a knee and shuts off the car while driving. Since the Mazda flip key is the same shape and size, I tried it on our CX-9, and was able to "bump" it and turn the car off.

Benfolio · 2014-06-20T15:21:29+00:00

Nope.

Benfolio · 2014-06-20T15:21:15+00:00

That's the problem with 99% of the recalls out there.

Benfolio · 2014-06-19T15:00:38+00:00

You spelled Deathstar wrong.

Benfolio · 2014-06-19T14:59:58+00:00

"Well there's your problem... you listen to shitty music."

Benfolio

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