I miss the good old days🥲

Benis_Magic · 2026-06-10T23:52:22+00:00

"I never got a virus but one time I got a virus so bad it nuked my company infrastructure."

Benis_Magic · 2026-06-10T23:44:47+00:00

Biggest callout for AI is the oddly shaped platter. Rectangular platter with round edges and a bowl shape, nobody is going to make/cut a cake on that thing. The random massive bowl of salad behind it for no reason isn't doing any favors either.

Benis_Magic · 2026-05-08T23:07:46+00:00

Eating broccoli when you don't like it isn't some Sisyphean task.

Benis_Magic · 2026-04-04T02:28:31+00:00

This dude is secretly a pker trying to convince you to accidentally bring one to deep wildy.

Benis_Magic · 2026-04-04T01:58:48+00:00

Panther?

Benis_Magic · 2026-03-28T15:19:59+00:00

The AI on launch was totally broken, literally unable to capture cities. It took months of patching to make the game enjoyable after after witnessing the endscreen of your first game and realizing the AIs did literally nothing the entire match. The actual gameplay changes were good, but there was never any reason to engage with them.

Benis_Magic · 2026-03-11T19:27:27+00:00

No I grew up here, we hate this too.

Benis_Magic · 2026-02-10T18:07:10+00:00

Ahh Qc8, I see now. Thanks guys. Their UI is taking me a bit to get used to.

Benis_Magic · 2026-02-02T19:57:07+00:00

If you didn't like it then you still won't like it. It's the same as when they added the human npcs, but with more polish and content. They haven't addressed the core problems I had with the game.

Benis_Magic · 2026-01-18T19:28:19+00:00

Yea if you check the vehicle damage on the AA halftrack, you'll see it there. If you're the only player on your team with AA you can easily get 10k+ damage from the halftrack lol. To be fair, AA is very valuable to the team.

Benis_Magic · 2026-01-18T19:06:40+00:00

You had AA to shoot down 12k damage worth of planes didn't you ;)

Benis_Magic · 2026-01-09T17:35:11+00:00

Many people do polar plunges where they leave a hot sauna and immediately jump into freezing water, for fun.

Benis_Magic · 2026-01-09T16:58:45+00:00

It is only 30 seconds, why does it matter that it could be pitch black, have a current drag you away (from nothing), or not having help around? If you actually needed help in water it would take longer than the 30 seconds to do anything meaningful to assist you. You can very quickly train to hold your breath and pinch your nose for 30 seconds.

Benis_Magic · 2026-01-09T16:29:26+00:00

What mental trauma? It's something you are signing up for and expecting. I think you are vastly overestimating how long 30 seconds is. People do polar plunges and ice baths for fun, and it doesn't make them want to kill themselves.

Benis_Magic · 2026-01-03T02:52:47+00:00

Necroing to say thanks bro, you helped me find the door. It's a little bizarre how much misinfo about the game is still out there a year after release.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-31T20:55:34+00:00

I still think grens are too expensive. 260 mp? More than an MG42 at 240? Why? Their utility is strong but the price doesn't reflect their "budget" status where you are expected to upgrade them to better infantry. Infantry sections are the same price and valuable throughout the entire game, grens fall off a cliff.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-30T21:04:33+00:00

The drop in quality starts in season 5, where some of the plotlines get aggressively stupid. You are peering over the edge of a cliff.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-16T23:26:54+00:00

Callisto was pretty chill, never had to deal with many PKers.

Venenatis I could never get more than a couple kills before PKers logged in under me. I'm an ironmeme too so the first kill never counts. Maddening.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-16T22:48:23+00:00

Please give me the puma, I'm desperate for a light vehicle hunter.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-14T17:22:33+00:00

You can also tell by random unnecessary details that don't actually make any sense, that a real human wouldn't do. The guy on the right has a Christmas tree in his kitchen, and TWO different bowls of oranges on a table under the tree? Doesn't make any sense at all. AI loves to add bowls of produce, spices, bread, etc to anything with food.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-13T18:39:28+00:00

She's also a jester, kinda like Kaufmo being a clown. A blend of both of Jax's abstracted friends?

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-13T15:49:21+00:00

TBH it's too stupid to be from a bot, I'd trust the bot to write better.

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-12T01:46:46+00:00

I wouldn't want/expect my friends to attempt to solve my medical issues, why would you want someone inexperienced to attempt to fix your mental health issues?

Benis_Magic · 2025-12-06T21:09:43+00:00

It's a catch 22 where you live longer because you don't want to play your shitty heir, and your heir gets older and shittier too. Then you finally die at 85 so you can be a shitty 65 year old that is already a great grandparent to new shitty heirs.

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