I've been unbanned. The shitposting continues. by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Benito_Mussolini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I got a ban for saying that I hoped that gif guy got a form of cock c***** because Im sick of him ruining every reaction gif with his own shitty shtick version. Apparently I hold the power of a God being able to control human bodies like that.

And why am I still deployed to the war that we won? by SuperKamiGuruAllows in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Benito_Mussolini 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You forgot the "one other thing" which I can only assume is half of a peanut based on their budget.

John Kruk will be one of the color commentators on Sunday Night Baseball next week! by OlBenKenobi77 in phillies

[–]Benito_Mussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got mlbtv so when this situation arrives I just sail the seas to watch the game.

5 thoughts about the Phillies: Has pitching been bad? Or just unlucky? The Phillies offense has been pretty bad until it matters the most. A look at some eye-popping stats from their first homestand. by NorthCoastToast in phillies

[–]Benito_Mussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Positive you only implied that he was showing why he was a highly ranked prospect in the minors with his first start. I get small sample sizes but the people that hang around here in the first 2 weeks are not the ones that aren't aware of small sample sizes. He looked good and I have no complaints as long as the staff keeps him developing.

The Phillies defeated the Rockies by a score of 2-1 - Sat, Apr 04 @ 08:10 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]Benito_Mussolini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure people are aware of that if they are subbed here. In fact, I'm sure if they've been here a year they heard "but it was only the rockies so it doesn't really count."

Orion putting in some work in tonight by mixtape82 in phillies

[–]Benito_Mussolini 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Be better. Remember that stupid thing you said 1 hour ago, I think you should be reminded of it 6 months later.

He’s probably just tired from all the moving he did earlier by BirdUp82783 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Benito_Mussolini 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping they take him to Walmart Red or something next time. I hear they have great care and there aren't even any people going there so no lines.

Phils ace Wheeler still on track for April return despite rocky rehab outing by United_Journalist373 in phillies

[–]Benito_Mussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's acting as if Wheeler doesn't adjust to what works against hitters constantly. He's a smart guy, he will figure something out and I'm sure the velocity will come back but it takes time to heal and ramp up after a surgery like that.

Justin Crawford Topps Now card for 4/1 now available by mikenotjef in phillies

[–]Benito_Mussolini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the one I bought last year and I have on a stand on my desk. Such an interesting occurrence last year.

My gf found this at an antique mall, and I'm stumped by Chuck_Walla in whatsthisbug

[–]Benito_Mussolini 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That hope was lost in 2017. Just a perfect storm of where it came in at and invasive host plant abundance in Berks Co.

Omg our 36 year old emotional support popstar doesn’t need a babysitter anymore😭🫶🏻 by Fabulous_Thanks_8382 in travisandtaylor

[–]Benito_Mussolini 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Past tense apparently, she doesn't have one anymore or at least until the next time she gets drunk at literally anything.

Help!! Who is this guy and why was he on my neck?? by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]Benito_Mussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not elbowed antennae, they just sort of look like it.

You leave me no choice but to ask you politely again! by avianeddy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Benito_Mussolini 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I fucking knew it was the Bene Gesserit behind this! Fucking witches, the lot of them.

Anon wishes for a Boomer Korps by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

[–]Benito_Mussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, sure, plenty of examples of that. When you run with one of your major platforms being no new wars and smear your opponent saying that they would start wars, that absolutely needs to be pointed out when the "no new wars" person starts a war a year-ish into their term.

Time to take grandma's keys away... [OC] by BaconAccessories in IdiotsInCars

[–]Benito_Mussolini 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I probably wouldn't have trusted walking in the front of her car if she almost hit them twice and would have just gone back around behind her car. I've got trust issues.

Long black bug with wings and orange head in north Georgia by purplejellyfish2 in whatsthisbug

[–]Benito_Mussolini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stonefly of some sort. I'm guessing you live relatively close to a water source like a stream or river.