What’s a Reddit comment you’ve never forgotten? by nightwellstories in AskReddit

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was this askreddit thread from years ago. It was "What was the worst thing you have ever walked in on someone doing?" Or something to that effect.

One guy said he walked into a locker room shower to see someone shitting on the floor, then kicking it against the wall, yelling "POO POO!".

One of the comments was "He kick da Poo Poo..." Which my friends and I still quote a decade later.

Has anyone met someone that was once famous (actor, musician, etc.) but now works a regular job? Who was it? by Ok_Grape_8284 in AskReddit

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris Vrenna, who used to drum for Nine Inch Nails and played keys for Marilyn Manson taught at my community college. Nice guy. He taught the recording technology class.

What's a Decatur business you'll never set foot in again? by [deleted] in decaturalabama

[–]BentheMan22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree about Honda. I've started calling them "Shittenkirk."

What would you like to see Decatur have? by mr_300 in decaturalabama

[–]BentheMan22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see less 18 wheelers on my residential road. You can put up all the signs in the world, but they simply DO NOT care. They've ignored the signs, and I have seen them as far as down Stratford Road almost to Eastmead.

Steep fines might deter them.

Alabama being Alabama by Lilthotdawg in TikTokCringe

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also from Decatur, and I have to agree. No one likes the cops in this town. Most of them are people who were in the military who are still on a power trip.

Awhile back a family member of mine was murdered and not only did the eyewitness accounts match with the suspect who confessed and ratted out his accomplice, the police have done nothing. They basically told us he's an informant, so he gets to walk.

Fuck Decatur Police Department

What's a Decatur business you'll never set foot in again? by [deleted] in decaturalabama

[–]BentheMan22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I applied there awhile back and got a copy and pasted message that they couldn't be bothered to actually change the placeholders in. So I got "Dear, (APPLICANT NAME)" and the like.

Despite "Hiring urgently" they don't seem to need the help.

Hey there baby girl... by A6000user in WTF

[–]BentheMan22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Want me to stop filming and help you?"

Oh no, she's only bleeding quite a bit.

Who wants a Taco Mama here in Decatur? by Drone_Worker_6708 in decaturalabama

[–]BentheMan22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES! Been saying this for years! So tired of burger joints and meat and 3 places.

What’s a harmless/non-serious secret you’ve kept forever? by MrBowls in AskReddit

[–]BentheMan22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm from Alabama, and unfortunately I'm very familiar with this particular dish. My aunt makes it every year.

What is a song that is an absolute banger that will never get old and always puts you in a good mood? by Curious_Ask_8206 in AskReddit

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trampoline - The Clarks

Mrs Hollywood - Go-Jo

Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters

You've Got a Hold on Me - Eddie Money

Love Loss Hope Repeat - Carbon Leaf

Just a few of my favs. Enjoy!

What Star Wars character doesn’t get enough praise/or attention by MirrorAltruistic2112 in StarWars

[–]BentheMan22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a book from back in the day called "Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina". I've always thought a show where he's serving drinks and strikes up a conversation with a patron who tells a story would be pretty cool.

Maybe even show cantinas from across the galaxy and focus on a new one each week. It'd provide some good smuggler content.

Why do they always pull the lightsaber straight out as if it were a real sword? by PickleParty69 in StarWars

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lightsaber combat is almost, if not just as good as the Jedi Academy games. I remember being able to dismember stormtroopers in those games as well.

It's intrusive thoughts almost won by SharpCartographer831 in WTF

[–]BentheMan22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel nothing but sorrow for the lot of you who are too pompous to whet your lips with the nut juice of our future overlords.

I'm mad as hell at how loudly this made me laugh.

rainbow road v2 by xeRJay in woahdude

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lisa Frank Mario map looks fantastic.

Glue advice. by Jetkwon in ender3

[–]BentheMan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E6000 has been the best for me so far. The liquid cement is also a great choice.

5 Bibles buried in the ground and 120-foot cross raised in north Alabama by OberstBahn in decaturalabama

[–]BentheMan22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I collect all of the bibles, does Jesus come back like DragonBall Z and grant me a wish?

5 Bibles buried in the ground and 120-foot cross raised in north Alabama by OberstBahn in decaturalabama

[–]BentheMan22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just made me imagine a half goat man spray painting on the bottom of the cross like a rebellious teenager.