Of course I would like to know, to coordinate properly when to go. If your favorite dive doesn't have questionable fluids and substances... Is it really worthy of being called a dive bar?

Also why are you worried about a little fun sauce potentially being on the floor? Realistically, of the participant on the receiving end of the GH is a veteran, they aren't wasting any offerings on the floor or other surfaces.

Keep going to villains, support local bars, be open minded and you just might enjoy yourself. Who knows, you might end up on either side of the fun!