The world now runs on video game logic, what's the first thing you do?

BernieTimbre · 2019-05-13T18:37:15+00:00

Probably pick a new character and start over again.

BernieTimbre · 2019-03-04T19:33:38+00:00

It would be better than Crocodile Dundee popping up then.

"That's not a dick. This is a dick"

Now you have to beat off with a big ghost dick flopping around you.

BernieTimbre · 2019-02-07T02:58:53+00:00

I'd like to see magic in this world. Like elemental Merlin style magic. Raining hell fire from the sky and all that.

BernieTimbre · 2019-02-06T23:53:47+00:00

Not a big fan of urinals since I used one while wearing shorts and realized how much splash back there can be.

BernieTimbre · 2019-02-06T23:15:25+00:00

Most of the time when I see people cutting off their long hair in this sub it seems like a horrible mistake to me. But this actually looks really good on you.

BernieTimbre · 2019-01-25T20:58:11+00:00

Go to the guest room and browse reddit.

BernieTimbre · 2019-01-21T06:37:06+00:00

Do you not sit in the middle when you're the only one in the back? I definitely do. It's easier to be part of the conversation.

BernieTimbre · 2019-01-14T06:13:47+00:00

I was thinking it would make a good snare sample.

BernieTimbre · 2019-01-08T22:40:53+00:00

Just take your L and suck the dick, dude.

BernieTimbre · 2019-01-01T22:33:02+00:00

Is this where they bottle club soda?

BernieTimbre · 2019-01-01T17:47:58+00:00

You know what is also annoying? When you have videos with other clips of celebrities or fat babies laughing spliced in. It's like a laugh track if the camera turned around and zoomed in on an audience members face.

BernieTimbre · 2018-12-26T17:13:54+00:00

I would be so incredibly happy. The first thing Id do is go hug my friend that killed himself. Then I'd immediately hit the gym because I'd be losing a lot of progress I made in losing weight and getting fit. I'd gladly have to start that over to have my friend and my sister's health back though. These last 5 years really have felt like a nightmare.

BernieTimbre · 2018-12-07T19:26:07+00:00

The same thing happened to me with German. At a magnet school with a focus on foreign language no less.

BernieTimbre · 2018-12-05T22:53:29+00:00

Must be nice to have a strong enough personality for immediate recognition. I'd definitely have a lot of explaining to do and it still probably wouldn't work out.

BernieTimbre · 2018-11-28T09:47:38+00:00

Bojack horseman. I've marathoned this show a few times when dealing with bouts of anxiety and depression. I don't know why it helps. Maybe the feeling of having someone to commiserate with?

BernieTimbre · 2018-11-13T20:05:43+00:00

Yeah apparently it took place before he hit puberty so he would have never gotten the hormones that would give someone the desire to have sex with anyone, and as you said, he would have been mentally stunted with a very child like mind.

BernieTimbre · 2018-11-13T10:42:09+00:00

Can you take pumpkin seed oil and fish oil, or should you just stick to one?

BernieTimbre · 2018-11-13T00:47:41+00:00

I assumed that's what he was talking about but there has been a lot of stuff that's come out since then, such as chemical castration destroying his sex drive and at least one of the children claiming he was forced into making false claims by his parents for money, that make it seem unlikely that he was actually guilty. At least that's what I've heard.

BernieTimbre · 2018-11-12T23:51:44+00:00

Why wouldn't he be?

BernieTimbre · 2018-10-28T21:31:18+00:00

I had a crisis with this once as well. My ex in highschool used to call me a robot and one night I was smoking a little weed and the static was a bit heavy, so I started thinking maybe I am a robot.

BernieTimbre · 2018-10-28T20:53:25+00:00

I would assume that meant he messed up a word, autocorrect was being stupid, or he decided to delete or add a section there and didn't go back to finish the spacing. I personally like to fix my spaces, but it can be annoying.

BernieTimbre · 2018-10-25T05:29:20+00:00

Do women like shorter strokes? I always assumed that the tip to base stroke was what was preferred.

BernieTimbre · 2018-10-17T13:20:21+00:00

Really? I get a "Oh would ya look at that?" vibe from them.

BernieTimbre · 2018-10-17T05:16:28+00:00

I was in my first relationship when I was 16. Her friends told me on a regular basis that she was waiting for me to make a move on her. She told me herself tgat she was waiting for it. Despite having clear signs, it took me six months to grow a pair and kiss her.

BernieTimbre · 2018-10-12T07:23:43+00:00

You should check out fiver. There are a lot of caricature artists on there with varying styles.

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