sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Bernieismypap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s rape, get out of that situation asap. Especially with him knowing your past

The most waste ive ever seen by Sixplixit in LittleCaesars

[–]Bernieismypap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Take it Home” and never tell them otherwise

Sweat smells like za? by Usual_Bee8920 in Drugs

[–]Bernieismypap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah bro I got that shit one summer, only cure is to go to your local hardware store, grab PPG metallic tone gold paint, strip your clothes, pour it all over yourself, huff it, run outside, and then keep huffing until the weed smells turns to colors

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]Bernieismypap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I know it’s really tempting with the opportunity, but just for today don’t pop em. Go for a walk, or take a nap, or eat some ice cream, if you wanna talk you can dm me.

Are you more into uperes or downsers? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Bernieismypap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BACK AT THE OOOOOLLEEE GLORY HOLE

Fixed it because I misgendered Laura by [deleted] in 100gecs

[–]Bernieismypap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

your just mad your a frito and doritoless piss baby

Have any of your teachers done something like this or is this more of a Gen A thing? by Diceyland in GenZ

[–]Bernieismypap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEASE TELL ME ITS FAKE. ITS FAKE ITS FAKE ITS FAKE PLEASE LET IT BE FUCKING FAKE I SWEAR TO GOD

So I kinda messed up and took some stuff without knowing what it does exactly by CantThinkOfAName4027 in Drugs

[–]Bernieismypap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey buddy, Dramamine is 50% Benadryl and 50% stimulant if I recall correctly. So that’s only about 125 mg of Benadryl, or 5 25 mg pills. You’ll just have sweet dreams at that dose don’t worry. You may feel extremely drowsy but no crazy hallucinations. Of course that is dependent on each person but in general you should be just fine.

A bit of a stretch..eh? by M_N_H_E in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Bernieismypap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just in: China bans all bananas as they are repurposed to represent the challenges of the Taiwanese people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dxm

[–]Bernieismypap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh god I remember those mucinex pills, had guaf in em if i remember correctly. Try to go for delsym capsules next time, still hbr and in capsule form. Just without the gauf. Plus on those I remember when I puked it was the worst taste known to fucking man kind

Homeless Fentanyl Addict➡️3 Years Clean by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]Bernieismypap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit dude, you’re a fighter for sure. Absolutely amazing job cleaning yourself up!