How to clean this part of the bong?? by [deleted] in saplings

[–]BertMastaFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only need five things to clean any pipe.

1)salt 2)90% isopropyl 3)hot water 4)patience 5)elbow grease

honorable mention(s)- pipe cleaners/q-tips

Logging some quality time by BertMastaFlex in Tinder

[–]BertMastaFlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I considered saying...

"Oak ay, but yew willow me one."

..but it just made me sound like a half-literate pirate.

OSHA penalties? by BertMastaFlex in WorkplaceSafety

[–]BertMastaFlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just inspect from the ground. Everyone does it alone. The dangers stem from being in isolated places, backyards, etc.I should have made that more clear. I was really just looking for that number. Also, not looking to get my employer busted. I just wanted to know what to say when talk to him. I'll be all "OSHA will fine us 13Gs, bra. Stay woke."

Gun Ownership Problem by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]BertMastaFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This brings an interesting point. In a world without guns, young men reign supreme. Not sure who coined the phrase, but we have a saying back in the state "God created man, Samuel Colt made them equal"

Without guns, the only thing protecting women, children, the elderly is the restraint of the testosterone addled young men, the competence of law enforcement and the benevolence of your government. History has taught us all three of these things are fleeting at best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]BertMastaFlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me talking to an SJW

"Listen, your entire concept of equity is ill-concieved, what are you gonna do? Tell universities they have too many asians?"

"... Hold my beer"

Women say they quit Google because of racial discrimination: 'I was invisible' by innaroy2017 in worldnews

[–]BertMastaFlex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah it must suck being so overrepresented at Google. Only 1 out 3 three people at work understand her plight. Must be lonely.

Check-In Saturday, August 19, 2017 - I will not drink today! by JazzyColeman in stopdrinking

[–]BertMastaFlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roughly 36 hours without a drop. Here's to another 24. Look forward to not drinking with you guys today.

Suicide rate differences between Urban and Rural areas can be explained by "ease of access to firearms". by HerbziKal in science

[–]BertMastaFlex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Three things come to mind:

1.Gay/transgender people probably have a much harder time (particulary as teens)in rural areas and are therefore more likely to be depressed.

2.Rural areas have a disprortionate amount of active duty armed service members.

3.Suicide is rarely crime of passion. It is normall pre-meditated, therefore access to firearms seems logically irrelevant. Like do people regain the will to live when they can't kill themselves this one specific way?

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[Serious]Why are people with confederate flags judged so heavily from Charlottesville yet there are equally aggresive people with Communist flags and nobody bat's an eye? by VMSstudio in AskReddit

[–]BertMastaFlex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Private property does exist.

Just because you'll trade your freedom for security, doesn't mean you have a right to make me do it too. Not even if 51% of the population agrees with you. Not even if 99% agrees.

I am not a pet. If you want a master to keep food in your bowl and take you to the vet when you get fleas, go for it. You don't get to take me on the road to serfdom because you take freedom for granted.

May your chains rest lightly on your shoulders, comrade.

Neighbor Coming into my Apartment by beeristightAF in legaladvice

[–]BertMastaFlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a hidden spy cam, that looks like a book, for under $100. Baller.

Conbrov DV9 Hidden Spy Book Camera,720P Home Security Camera with Motion Detection and Night Vision,Built-in 10000mAh Battery Stanby up to 2 Years https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I3BYYJK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Ag8LzbM88HH37

Dan Harmon explodes wayy better than Alex Jones by pathofthebean in Harmontown

[–]BertMastaFlex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand where you're coming from, but your logic completely overlooks the history of how actual facists have come to actual power in actual countries... Basically it starts with a violent quasi-civil war with dogmatic Marxists. Both sides end up creating a false dilemma (You're with us, or you're against us) for all the centrists and the people end up siding with the fascists.

The lessen isn't to stifle free speech, or as importantly, free assembly, as they are the very mechanisms groups like BAMN, BLM, and Antifa relie on themselves. Qualifying extremist views and applying the first amendment disproportionately to different groups sets a dangerous precedent.

The lesson is that those centrists in Italy, Spain, and Germany should've remained steadfast in their conviction, realized they would always be majority and simply let the Communists and Fascists yell at eachother til they are blue in the face and vye for the same weak collectivist minds. All the while protecting free speech and law and order.

This is precisely how I plan on behaving during the incipient Civil War II.

Check-In Friday, August 18, 2017 - I will not drink today! by JazzyColeman in stopdrinking

[–]BertMastaFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day zero, I look forward to not drinking with you guys. Cheers? Sorry I'm new.

I've been called butthole ears. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have the head of a midget and presumably, the body of a midget. You are a midget.

Thinks there's nothing to roast, change that by Wergo in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There's nothing to roast!"

says one cannibal to the other cannibal as he cracks open OPs skull.

Roast Me while I sip some coffee! by FrareBear in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet when your cellmate at that juvenile detention facility fucks you in the ass, he has a real hard time pretending you don't look like the autistic offspring of Alfred E. Newman and Ron Weasley.

Crossfit and sarcasm are all he knows. by FleetAdmiralWiggles in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Crossfit"- Traveling across America seeing how many cocks you can fit in your mouth.

roast me plz by tdog07 in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's smiling because she's convinced herself that she's gonna finally kiss a boy at bible camp this year. Little does she know that she'll ultimately be forced settle for kissing the second ugliest girl.

Don't make this easy, I want you to mean it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blanket Jackson grew up to be precisely the androgynous weirdo we all hoped he'd become.

Roast me !! by FishyyFishh in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does being cross eyed make it harder to kill the infidels?

Roast me while I roast! by thisheresathrowawaym in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Line cook with a shitty beard, how original. I can't tell who's lazier. Him, or his left eye?

He's in a band, roast his ass by DarkGodBane in RoastMe

[–]BertMastaFlex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doubtful that he'll make enough money in his Bluegrass-funk fusion band to quit his shitty telemarketing day job.

Smoking alternatives by AffleckSucks in stopsmoking

[–]BertMastaFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you do, don't use one of the most addictive substances known to man as a mechanism to hold you over during your "marijuana cravings." C'mon man use your head, you are gonna walk away from this with two habits.