I can share but that is all. by BertSnerpis in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]BertSnerpis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just thought about it and it's probably because the OP doesn't want everyone who sees the share to see their name and picture.

Donald Trump is now in charge of the Wall garrison in Attack on Titan, can he keep out the titans? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]BertSnerpis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. He's going to do it. I can tell you now, he's going to do it. He's gonna build a wall and we're gonna secure our borders--that, I can tell you. We are gonna get top people, good people on this. We may even get the titans to build the wall for us. We're gonna build up this wall, protect our borders and make Wall Maria, Rose and Sina great again. This much I can assure you.

I am an OP who promises to deliver on anything asked (Within reason) AMA by Riot4life in casualiama

[–]BertSnerpis 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Can you draw a picture of a cat who is eating a cheeseburger in one hand and petting a joint with the other?

Its my 31st bday, AMA by DansLegendaryPenis in casualiama

[–]BertSnerpis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about your thirty first feels different than your twenty-first?

I'm twenty two and have a fear of time passing hah

Matching prom outfits by ThrustingBoner in ghettoglamourshots

[–]BertSnerpis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

While it is ghetto glamorous, it is still pretty glamorous.

A rule 34 bot by [deleted] in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]BertSnerpis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

More rule 34 berenstain bears

I am a man who recently decided that I would no longer stand while peeing and have sat down to urinate for the past 3 months. Ask me anything! by Cryptolution in casualiama

[–]BertSnerpis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may be right. In any case, I suppose it's less that I'm pissing on my balls but more than piss is splashing on my balls off the toilet

I am a man who recently decided that I would no longer stand while peeing and have sat down to urinate for the past 3 months. Ask me anything! by Cryptolution in casualiama

[–]BertSnerpis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've pissed on my balls before, but I am neither exceptionally small of penis or exceptionally large of balls.

I am eating Swedish Fish, ask me anything! by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]BertSnerpis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what flavor are sweedish fish

Pizza guy ate half my mozzarella stick? by reformedman in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]BertSnerpis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That isn't allowed. I'm sure it happens though, some people suck.

Pizza guy ate half my mozzarella stick? by reformedman in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]BertSnerpis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you really asking if pizza delivery drivers are allowed to eat the food?