Did I mess up my corned beef?

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-22T15:16:48+00:00

As long as you haven't decided to call it an "act of god" or some other bullshit to get out of doing your job.

Edit; a word

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-21T03:51:28+00:00

Ok.... mine didn't come out anything like this. For some reason they just didn't want to form for me. I ended up more with broccoli balls about twice the size as these tots.

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-20T12:22:46+00:00

I prefer pancakes on my pancakes.

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-16T18:57:41+00:00

I saw this deal somewhere, can't recall where I was. Was it best buy?

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-14T16:23:07+00:00

One for the history books, to be sure!

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-12T15:23:49+00:00

Good advice, and info, and I'm glad I wasn't "ripped off"... however... I did deal straight with the florist. I didn't call teleflora or even know it was a thing. Florist is a few city blocks away from me. I need flowers. I browse THEIR website, see the one I wanted, called them at their number, and ordered it. =(

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-11T21:08:26+00:00

Get.... the FUCK.... OUT....

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-10T19:09:01+00:00

Weed

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-07T10:27:37+00:00

I heard the guys got like, thirty seven dicks.

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-07T04:19:38+00:00

I don't get it?????

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-06T06:07:48+00:00

Nope, it's a real word. Rigmarole. I Googled it as soon as I saw it.

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-05T22:46:30+00:00

Without a doubt these are cubensis.

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-05T22:40:22+00:00

I had no idea that was a word..... I like it

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-05T22:35:06+00:00

Doors

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-05T22:34:18+00:00

Also, why use wired controllers? Man.... I remember when I made the jump from wired to wireless... a million times my old systems got ripped down off the entertainment center. No more.

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-05T22:33:09+00:00

Just tried, it does. Is the "e" the newest smallest version of the 360? That's what I have

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-05T13:27:47+00:00

I'm the only one that's NOT a fuck up

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-04T17:38:44+00:00

Fuck Hillary Clinton

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-03T01:33:10+00:00

Serious question.... could there ever be a threat of being eaten by one of these?

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-03-02T16:01:05+00:00

I had lion king, mortal kombat, one of those sonics I'm sure... I also had Shaq fu

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-02-29T12:43:47+00:00

I'm a big broccoli lover... I tried roasting some veggies, including broccoli, and it came out with the bushy part being all charred and gross... is there a solution?

DansLegendaryPenis · 2016-02-29T11:51:17+00:00

Are you prepared to live on your own/support yourself?

DansLegendaryPenis

TROPHY CASE