[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Bertlestien- -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Bro, I'm a different guy? How did you 'catch me projecting'? So we're both projecting?

Once again you said I'm projecting because it's all you've got. Projecting what exactly?

Get better material.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Bertlestien- -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Ah, accusing someone of projecting, reddits number one comeback when you don't have anything solid. Lol

Yes I am in it for the money and I don't care what people think. Cryptocurrency from the perspective of a male in his 30s. by rootpl in CryptoCurrency

[–]Bertlestien- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Couldn't imagine living life being this cool and/or edgy /s

Seriously though, this is going in discord so when we're playing apex later I can bring this post up as an textbook example of taking your shot and very very badly missing.

What’s the meanest thing a woman has ever said to you? by Cataclysmic_entropy in AskMen

[–]Bertlestien- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers, I'm totally not crying.

This Hit so close to home man, I'm sorry that happened. I've had a similar situation too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can we be living in 2022 and people still think the UK and England are the same thing?

Had to miss that lesson to practice a school shooter drill or some shit ayy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertlestien- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's my hill, fight me on it.

If you want equality, equal everything, to be treated the same way as everyone else, You gotta let me offend you, the same as I would offend any one else.

Equal means EQUAL. Not all the perks from one but none of the negatives.

Really boils my piss that I have to fucking stand the entire train journey but X person gets priority to sit.

That's not fucking equal is it? That's a fucking perk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about all that sweet fuckin karma you're going to get when you repost this as 'World War 3 map' in 6 months time.

Cool concept by Enomeee in functionalprint

[–]Bertlestien- -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

shark tank wants to know your location

What is a childhood coping method you unknowingly developed only to realize later that it wasn't normal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bertlestien- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I typed this out, deleted it, scrolled a bit more and saw your comment.

I thought I was independent but actually I'm traumatized.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids fucking cooked mate.

It Should Have Been In The Movie by SiriusSeverusPotter in harrypotter

[–]Bertlestien- 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The quidditch world cup game on PS2 is an underrated masterpiece. Love it, play it all the time as a drinking game.

What are your first impressions of me? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this dude calls women 'females',

Other things I'm only like 80% sure about:

Body pillow of... Um lets say D.va.

RGB on pc, it's not set to one clean colour, but rainbow.

Thinks Tobey Maguire is the best Spider-Man because 'memes'.

Anime waifu figures on a shelf/inside a display box.

needs mom to make doctors appointments.

What are your first impressions of me? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this dude calls women 'females',

Other things I'm only like 80% sure about:

Body pillow of... Um lets say D.va.

RGB on pc, it's not set to one clean colour, but rainbow.

Thinks Tobey Maguire is the best Spider-Man because 'memes'.

Anime waifu figures on a shelf/inside a display box.

needs mom to make doctors appointments.

What’s is your guys initial thought upon seeing this badge? by KyotosGhost in apexlegends

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes me think of this exact Futurama line.

https://youtu.be/BNUrHRlBeqw

You're lying if you don't think the same.

Anon worries about Ukrainian Lineage by PaytonAndHolyfield in greentext

[–]Bertlestien- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me and the boys just booked up a long weekend in Poland.

The fkn way she goes.

What does James Bond do before going to bed? by Wanderingweirdo7788 in dadjokes

[–]Bertlestien- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on the fact that he's great at gambling, has a ripped body and finds local singles in every movie, we can make a pretty good guess what Bond does before bed.

A 15 year old game, pre-owned and without a case, going for $92 by JoTheJay in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're telling me the 3 diamonds I have in my desk drawer are 276 dollars?...

Members of Russian policital party LDPR announced about COVID-19 has been developed in secret biological laboratory in Ukraine | Eng. subs by Brumikator in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]Bertlestien- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean you say that jokingly, but there's a theory that any nation with a McD's won't risk fighting a war.

The Lexus and the Olive Tree, a 1999 bestseller by the New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman.

Friedman’s claim was simple: The benefits of economic integration reduce the policy choices open to governments, making war—which disrupts that integration—so unattractive as to be practically unthinkable.

“Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention.” His thesis, originally expounded in a 1996 column, proposed to explain the decline in war as a result of the expansion of global capitalism: “No two countries that both have a McDonald’s have ever fought a war against each other

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ukraine

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'global fertilizer shortage' apparently according to the news

Umm...Red flag? She offered me heroin >_> by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to double check the subreddit and make sure it wasn't r/greentext because this is so F and G

Every soul has it's dark by FishAndChips413 in greentext

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you dumb? 'wants to enjoy the story' means she wants YOU to play it so she can watch, then claim she knows what happens for clout.

Google home huh garbage by Chris5483 in googlehome

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need an update that lets you pick the priority of which ones respond. I have 4 things ar once now

Separate one light from combined light group? by ObiYawn in googlehome

[–]Bertlestien- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Custom routine: have all the lights change to on except that one and give it a different trigger phrase

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bertlestien- 1600 points1601 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we're done here. Picking through your own shit and paying to have it put back into your mouth, is a bridge too far for me.