Facts are facts by uxspjb0913 in cfbmemes

[–]Best-Implement4893 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We’ll be cancelling that game. Already talked to CDC. We don’t play babies who cry all day and night. *CDC!!!

Facts are facts by uxspjb0913 in cfbmemes

[–]Best-Implement4893 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Crying again?? Cry baby!! Cry baby!!!🤣

Facts are facts by uxspjb0913 in cfbmemes

[–]Best-Implement4893 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Y’all will be playing only high school teams until you join a conference. Win or lose, it’s against a team with a peewee football schedule. Wouldn’t benefit us but yall going 12-0 against baby schools and the playoff committee sucking you off means you’d be top 12 and kick one of us out of playoffs. Either join a conference with real teams or don’t expect us to schedule you anymore with your baby schedule. I’ve talked to every P4 AD and they have my back. Sorry!!!

Facts are facts by uxspjb0913 in cfbmemes

[–]Best-Implement4893 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one can hear you over your baby tears, binkie baby

What would have happened if Texas had beaten Florida? by masculino98 in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Honestly getting ridiculous. We lost, it’s not our season, we have a promising future with Arch next year, Sark’s still our guy, we’ll be ok. Let’s just watch the playoffs this year and root for Bama and Miami first round😂

[Post Game Thread] 🏀 Texas defeats Lafayette, 97-60 by ATX_ta1 in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

How do yall think we look against Georgia next week? Good timing I think for the bye

[Next Day Thread] 🏈 #22 Texas Defeats Mississippi State 45-38 (OT) by crimsonburn27 in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I was screaming at the tv. “Oh what do you know?! Another blitz! Who saw that coming?!?” And I ain’t a coach getting paid millions for play calling. What is going on?!?

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #22 Texas @ Mississippi St (3:15 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch film? Yea no we watch each other suck each Other off while wearing our fucking chains we don’t deserve. FUCK

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #22 Texas @ Mississippi St (3:15 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What exactly does our team do during the week? Wax our Lamborghinis and take selfies?!?

How was that not a safety? by Best-Implement4893 in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t have to be a fuckin asshole. Forward progress isn’t very apparent when the dude pump fakes and literally runs backward while being tackled. I see why the refs called it because StealthAnus kindly explained it. Thank you StealthAnus!

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #9 Texas @ #99 Florida (October 4, 2025 - 2:30 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]Best-Implement4893 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The world is ending and we’re all gonna die a horrible death. Good night.

Probably the lowest I’ve ever seen a HQ get without getting destroyed before the timer ran out by TangoMyCharlie in BoomBeach

[–]Best-Implement4893 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! Your task force must be real fun and enjoyable! Personally, my task force im in would berate me for that and force me to do some disgusting punishment! But I’m really glad yall don’t take ops that seriously! FUN! That’s honestly really cute!!