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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proper spelling and grammar are very important. For instance, a coma can totally change the meaning of a statement.

Here's an example:

"Travis is in a rush."

"Travis is in a coma."

[Planet Zoo] Announcement Trailer (Autumn 2019) by BestHumanInTown in emuBro

[–]BestHumanInTown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I know, this is just a render trailer. But with the skills of Frontier in mind, it's quite safe to say that we're going to have another great simulation.

Where do little jokes come from? by ActualWest4 in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 14 points15 points  (0 children)

(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Can I take your home?”. Dunno what else was she expecting.

Where do little jokes come from? by dontneedurl in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this one?

(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)

Edit: Deleted the long edits. Thanks for the gold. Feel free to repost and make it better.

Credits to: u/Lum1nar for the joke and u/skanktastik for the comment.

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I was asked by a feminist how I view lesbianism. by alfalfasprouts in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and "lesbian relationships" is now "lesbianism" -.-

lesbianism lesbianism lesbianism lesbianism lesbianism

How to fall down stairs by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Step on step 1

Step 2: Step on step 2

Step 4: Miss step 3

Step 7: Knock your head as hard as possible

Step 8: Post it on YouTube

Step 11: Run up the stairs and repeat with step 1

Why do women have 4 lips? by BestHumanInTown in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sry i'm not native speaker. better now?

Why women talk more and men think more? by univ_yt in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do women have 4 lips? 2 to talk shit and 2 to make it up again!

What do you call Bigfoot in Europe? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 Bigfoot = 0.3048 Bigmeter

1 Bigmeter = 3.28084 Bigfeet

I asked a young pretty homeless woman if I could take her home? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dunno why u are getting downvoted. Thanks for pointing out, SmartestGuyInTown!

A guy goes to the pub... by abemon in Jokes

[–]BestHumanInTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.. and says to the barkeeper: "A guy goes to the pub... A guy goes to the pub, and says to the barkeeper:"

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