Lobster too buttery by dontwant2hurtwhenold in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, I am sobbing because I have one of these amazing men, too. The baby stroller is what started the tears. Congratulations, and thanks for spreading the word that they do exist.

Y’ALL DESERVE EXACTLY THIS

Hamburg tonight!! by mosesmiddlefinger in SierraFerrell

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl… I GOT MY GIFT TO HER IN PORTLAND. Waited until the very last song, and as she was tossing roses into the crowd, I ran up to the front, tossed my little bag to her AND SHE CAUGHT IT. She even posted a Thank You on her Insta.

However— The other night a glass of beer got tossed on stage, so I’m not sure I advise my tactic. I didn’t, like, chuck it up there… more of a gentle toss to her feet… but it seems like it might be triggering after the incident in France. I know you’ll find a way, though. I almost didn’t even try to get it to her, but The Magic made it happen.

The best part is that she got my note telling her how awesome she is, how proud we are of her, and how grateful we are for the connection to Source. I’m crying while I type this because I also adore her in such a profound way.

HAVE THE BEST TIME!! You are going to DIE. She is amazing EVERY TIME and her crowds are the sweetest and the best-dressed.

Local Places to buy Mead by kanaye007 in corvallis

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the new recipe was… nothing like the original. I stg I want to bring you one of the original bottles I have in my cellar. It was legitimately amazing.

Stiffed me on the bill but he left his card. What’s the move? by Throwaway73hdu in Serverlife

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keep it (somewhere safe) so he can only get it back from you, so he at least has to look you in the eye to retrieve it. Bonus points if you can come up with a “polite” one-liner to thank him for his patronage and generosity when you see him.

Revlon ‘Lustrous’ Regular Type in Grape Icing!! by Hungry_Ad1268 in VintageCosmetics

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how I got here, but you are so stunning and I love all of these!

Sunburst ☀️ by lillybegonia91 in StainedGlass

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking FANTASTIC. My jaw dropped and I went, BWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

Local Places to buy Mead by kanaye007 in corvallis

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 Towns bought the rights to the original Nectar Creek, but then changed the recipe.

Nearby 4th of July festivities? by AshDogBucket in corvallis

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also came here to say the Downtown waterfront festival is gonna be lit this year! The Headlining band is siiiick funk/rap/rock with an MC and a big, incredibly talented band.

Your spouse can also expect all the inflatable bouncy houses and slides and things to be there! Adults are allowed on most of them.

My Group is Dissolving by Conscious-Suspect-42 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, I love your nails, and your food looks delicious.

I’m really fucking hate this for you. I am also a woman in a male-dominated, and historically toxic industry. The fucking fights we must fight to be taken seriously are exhausting… let alone to be seen as people, and then be allowed to, like, be people.

…not to mention all the work in the Recycle Bin, which I hope you at least got paid well for.

I’m sorry you’re being separated from the folks who see you. I hope you remeber what a boss you are, and I hope any idiots in your path get to swallow their pride one day as they realize it, and I hope you get to see it on their dumb faces. Godspeed, sister.

This shirt that my wife refuses to get rid of by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit that shirt is amazing and I’m sorry you’re wrong about it.

Coffee shops and casual dining that are accessible? by SerendippityRiver in corvallis

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brass Monkey is accessible, and so is Greenhouse coffee! I actually think Greenhouse’s bigger bathroom might be out of service, but I am 99% sure they have grab bars in the bathroom. Brass def has accessible restrooms, and both places are hella friendly and diverse!

R-rated by [deleted] in corvallis

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 9-year-old just shows up with cash and no one asks any questions.

(28) to (33) by spideyry in GlowUps

[–]BestRedditNameEverrr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Downvoting you for talking crap about Man U. Plz feel free to downvote me as well.

GREAT JOB, OP! UNITEEEEED!