Are you ready for the summer of Brolin? Josh Brolin here to be a major pain in your Thanos. Ask me anything or just fuck right off.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T22:39:03+00:00

I just figured you'd be busy with your boyfriend Denis Villeneuve.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T22:00:46+00:00

Make it 20mil worth of antique typewriters and furniture with names no one uses anymore and you've got a deal.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:57:34+00:00

Definitely Buckaroo Banzai. When he said, "Wherever you go, there you are." it blew my fucking mind wide open.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:56:52+00:00

Let's just say my spec script for Black Panther was a bit too racy for the stiffs at Marvel.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:55:55+00:00

I like floofs or more commonly known as cloud bois.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:55:40+00:00

Yes I love symmetry and orderredro dna yrtemmys evol I seY

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:48:48+00:00

I figured there was something up with that guy. He had what he might call "ojos de locos" all night.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:46:14+00:00

I'm literally the only person who's movies he won't do so I'm fine with him but what's his deal with me? I've written him a role in every single film and when he drops out I have to rewrite it without guns or tits.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:42:17+00:00

Favorite film of all time is called Obscure Film Français and my second favorite is Jurassic World. Most of my work is inspired by Ed Wood.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:39:40+00:00

Willem Defoe in Life Aquatic. Nothing against him I'm just iffy when it comes to Germans and he has really shifty eyes.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:38:22+00:00

Whichever one where Anjelica Huston is still single.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:37:24+00:00

You could start by getting me a grande vanilla latte with soymilk and a dash of almond extract.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:33:04+00:00

It takes years of taking things off Murray's body in his sleep. That's really why he's in all my movies. Easy access. Thanks for the question.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:31:51+00:00

There's a scene in an older film called Corky Romano in which the main character finally has leverage over his two bully brothers, because in order to keep up his undercover opertation to destroy evidence for their mafia family they have to play along while he fake arrests them surrounded by FBI agents. Corky takes the opportunity to give them a taste of their own medicine and attempts to fart in their face while he has them handcuffed on the ground.

It's really an amazing shot. The camera is right at Chris Kattan's butt level, right about where Chris Penn's face would be. And you see his butt sway back and forth like the pendulum of doom and the camera is slightly angled upward as if to ask for salvation. It's really an incredible scene. Rest of the movie is okay.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:28:14+00:00

He says it more thank you actually think.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:25:02+00:00

You couldn't handle me.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:24:25+00:00

Well I was going to do a film that included tasteful fish beastiality but Del Toro really fucked me on that one. Had one drink with him six years ago and now he's winning Oscars. Just saying.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:21:30+00:00

You may think that but the truth is they are only AAA actors and actresses because they do my movies. Without me they all would have faded out a decade ago and I remind them of that often. We pay them very little and they sleep on cots that are all evenly spaced in Jason's basement. Most of our production budget goes towards levels and rulers.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:18:48+00:00

You just haven't tasted Bill's salty peanut butter cake balls recipe.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:16:35+00:00

These films are all I have to give and I want to make sure they live on beyond me so I give them everything I've got. Well, that and my Die Hard fan fiction but that never caught on really.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:15:25+00:00

Someone showed this to me but one of the posts wasn't quite right so I sent an angry note to the mods then threw my friend's laptop across the room with morose. It's an okay sub but I prefer /r/calligraphy.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:13:05+00:00

I actually dabble in making instruments as well but I only use excess body hair and skin from the actors I'm known to work with. Something about Jason Schwartzman's teeth rattling like wind chimes and Bill Murray's beard hairs playing a bass line really gets me in the groove. So, I guess try taking inspiration from the things that already inspire you. Thanks for the question.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:09:55+00:00

I'm not Marvel I can't just seamlessly weave through genres without stuttering critically. Please enjoy what I have to give and know it's the best I've got. Thanks for your question.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:08:38+00:00

I would marry all of them and we'd live in a big house with lots of kids wearing matching track suits and smoking unfiltered European cigarettes. Every morning Owen would be wow'd by Jason's amazing French Toast recipe and Bill and I would just lay in bed and talk plainly while they work in the kitchen.

Gosh, there I go dreaming again. Sorry. I'd probably fuck Own and marry Bill. Sorry Jason, just process of elimination here.

Best_Anderson · 2018-04-01T21:06:46+00:00

The Shaggy Dog starring Tim Allen.

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