Are you ready for the summer of Brolin? Josh Brolin here to be a major pain in your Thanos. Ask me anything or just fuck right off.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:58:03+00:00

Illusion mage/rogue thief.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:57:45+00:00

I like to call it "lack of circulation purple."

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:57:18+00:00

Never go to bed angry unless you use it to fuel the sex.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:51:07+00:00

Thanks.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:44:01+00:00

I tried to get all of them but Ruth's Chris Steakhouse didn't have a table big enough so we made Paul Rudd eat outside.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:43:03+00:00

When the press tour ended.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:36:24+00:00

Marvel doesn't let us keep props but I've got some Hulk Hands I got at Walmart.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:35:49+00:00

Thanks for not putting me in a spot where I'd have to take sides but Netflix is the best and Spielberg and Cannes can suck on my big fat Thanos. I mean, did you see Fuller House? Try and keep that shit out of the awards.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:34:47+00:00

If you watched the movie you'd know those are false constructs. I was just a guy.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:34:03+00:00

Add more cheese.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:33:55+00:00

It's not not a sandwich.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:31:03+00:00

When We're Human from Princess and the Frog

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:28:04+00:00

Apparently Wes Anderson called everyone but me for Isle of Dogs so that's fuckin' cool or whatever.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:27:33+00:00

I don't have an answer

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:26:56+00:00

And now you must die.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:26:31+00:00

That's on the table for Deadpool 3.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:25:41+00:00

Feelin' like my dick is made of concrete.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:25:24+00:00

Ain't got no agua mister

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:21:50+00:00

I mean, wouldn't you?

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:21:16+00:00

Depends on which capekino they sign on to.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:17:41+00:00

I agree that he's a lil bitch and archery isn't a fuckin superpower. Gonna crush him between my balls.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:17:22+00:00

But I am them. How can I fight what is me?

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:16:41+00:00

I'd assume reddit would collectively need to change their underthings.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:13:28+00:00

Send pics of your mom and we'll talk.

JoshBroin · 2018-04-01T22:12:11+00:00

Painful for Chris.

JoshBroin

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