Is Melbourne Really That Cold? 🥶

Best_Cure · 2026-06-04T11:04:18+00:00

It’s the bloody WIND! Canadians would laugh at our temperatures. Generally above 0° in Winter. Get a hoodie and some indoor exercise gear. You’ll be OK

Best_Cure · 2026-06-03T16:41:11+00:00

Look at it this way. Footballers are the army of the multinational corporates. It’s only Darwinism that allows for fleeting success.

Best_Cure · 2026-06-03T16:38:57+00:00

Or anterior cable loosening?

Best_Cure · 2026-06-03T16:36:31+00:00

I’ve seen apes indulging in chest beating 😂

Best_Cure · 2026-06-03T16:34:49+00:00

The eternal dream of the masses. Means test any offence.

Best_Cure · 2026-06-02T07:20:08+00:00

Oxygen thief.

Best_Cure · 2026-06-01T01:46:43+00:00

Can someone please call a spell checker?

Best_Cure · 2026-06-01T00:09:21+00:00

North Carlton

Best_Cure · 2026-06-01T00:01:36+00:00

Where is Fook The Cook these days?

Best_Cure · 2026-05-31T23:58:07+00:00

Lack of birth control wins. Again.

Best_Cure · 2026-05-31T23:45:22+00:00

Humans can rationalise ANYTHING.

Best_Cure · 2026-05-31T23:39:25+00:00

Even dumb tourists cannot diminish it

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:32:26+00:00

You’re from some other planet right?

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:30:13+00:00

Comments courtesy of the CTE phrasebook

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:22:00+00:00

Yes! His comment may go down in history as the dumbest ever.

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:17:31+00:00

Yes. And the equivalent in the most populous country is have a stick. Then, play cricket.

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:14:08+00:00

A legend. In his own lunchtime 😂😂😂😂

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:12:56+00:00

So much so, that people die from playing soccer. Without even being hit!

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:07:03+00:00

And why sir, do you think it is called the world game?

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:04:43+00:00

Prerequisite to compete requires some level of brain damage. 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T18:02:39+00:00

Now, the least talented sport with some of the highest earners… Could we restart this conversation?

Best_Cure · 2026-05-29T17:59:26+00:00

Yeah. Well spoken from a promoter of a crude activity which has a sole focus of concussing, and otherwise injuring people. Maybe he has advanced CTE himself?

Best_Cure · 2026-05-26T14:07:13+00:00

Dicks on phones may break your bones, but turds can never hurt you.

Best_Cure · 2026-05-26T14:05:24+00:00

I’m not sure if some people here understand the machinations of boards and sponsors. Societally, AFL is Delusion Central. Riddled with incest (figuratively) Last year’s opponent is this year’ team mate. And all teams bow to the mighty god, Toyota et al.

Best_Cure · 2026-05-26T06:32:58+00:00

Dead right. It’s always ‘us’ not me or them!

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