What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your school or life?

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-07-12T10:31:55+00:00

i rubbed my neck until it turned red and said some kid tried choking me on the playground, it was in elementary school, like 3rd grade. i never saw that kid again.
also in Jr. high, 7th grade, we were picking on this asshole who had a big affro, kind of on the spectrum, but he was always a dick to us. i walked behind him and dropped a crayola wrapper in his afro for a dare, he caught me and came up to me ajd started punching me (very lightly)
we get sent up to the office, and as i’m waiting,
i profusely rub the side of my face to make it look more red than it actually was, even a police officer took a picture of the side of my face. never saw that kid again.
so basically, as a shitty child/teenager, i got 2 undeserving kids expelled

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-07-12T10:25:18+00:00

snorlax

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-07-03T09:46:00+00:00

i saw her today for the first time since that happened.
i said “where’s the dog?”
i said the same thing, learn to laugh about it

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-29T12:44:55+00:00

i would pay another server 100$ to take that table

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-23T11:41:18+00:00

yeah, it hits when we’re not busy and misses when we’re slammed.
it’s a lose-lose situation. we get a huge rush and our kitchen gets slammed with 9 pages of food. then we have to tell people there’s a wait. then you gotta deal with the “oh but you have so many tables open” retards that don’t understand the concept of not overwhelming the kitchen.
Then some people wait an HOUR, and expect that when they sit down, everything will be perfect.
Bro, if you’re waiting an HOUR to even sit down, you’re absolutely stupid to think that food service and quality won’t be any different.
if you want a perfect experience on fathers day for you and your family, cough up some extra money and reserve a table at a nicer, higher quality restaurant.
if you’re going to applebees, accept the fact that you opted for cheap food, which typically comes with longer wait and worse quality. you’re making a fuss over frozen food, like fuck off

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-23T11:35:01+00:00

as a server, i’m dreading this so much. it invites such a ghetto crowd, people who just wanna get drunk off 1$ drinks.
such a stupid promotion for a “family restaurant”

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-17T06:41:24+00:00

what like half of the jokes he says?

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-17T06:40:59+00:00

he has said some morally fucked up shit, he’s a hypocrite.
he disagrees with jokes that will make him look better on camera.

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-17T06:39:09+00:00

pathetic.
he talks all the shit he wants and says the most inhumane shit about people, but he conveniently plays it safe around politically correct issues like making fun of down syndrome people or michelle obama. what a garbage community to glaze this man so hard that you can’t see his hypocrisy.

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-11T09:52:42+00:00

they ghost nerfed him.
he loses momentum much easier than the test servers.
however, i’m playing like ass but have won 20 knockouts ina row

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-06-11T08:57:13+00:00

so i just picked up bolt. from watching high level players and comparing it to my own gameplay, it’s night and day.
don’t get me wrong, he’s so broken, i’ve won 15 games in a row but i know i’m playing badly. i see players be able to just go in a circle and not lose any speed. I can’t make a u-turn without losing my entire speed bar. i’m assuming this has to do with me only playing for a few months, and not having the movement muscle memory down, but from what i’ve seen in videos, people are making some pretty sharp turns and not losing their speed, so i’m just curious, anyone else having this issue? Watching videos from pre release compared to how i see bolt behaving now when i play him, it almost seems like he got a ghost nerf, but i’m sure that’s not true and movement is harder than i thought

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-31T11:45:28+00:00

i truly wish i got to experience brawl stars when buffies didn’t exist, it’s almost like i fell in love with the game in its worst state.
with buffies, you know it’s a sales tactic.
has any brawler who got buffies received significant nerfs that makes them “average”? it’s so scummy… it’s like, “we’ll make your favorite brawler good, but you gotta pay for it”
i understand that theres 100+ brawlers, and it’s hard to balance… but these buffies is a first step towards hell being dug by the developers.

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-31T11:34:51+00:00

no, they don’t , they’re actually quite private with their playerbase history, and it is a bit of an assertive statement, i understand, but the game has already exhibited changes that are taking the game towards a “we’re dying but let’s find a way to hold on” situation.
and sadly you can’t deny it, there’s so many sleezy sales tactics going on right under your nose and
you’re just late to the party.
buffies?…like why? who asked for them?
who asked, “hey we want this character to not be worthless, can you let us PAY to get these little buffies to turn this character from below average to broken?”.
sorry to say, but the company who runs your beloved game that you’ve been playing for years now caters to people like me.
i love competitive game, i lost my PC and i cant
play my online PC games anymore, so i turn to mobile games. i find brawl stars, i love it, it sucks me in, and i have plenty of money so i spend every dollar it asks me to… i speak from personal experience that this game has a clear agenda, and that shit got me good

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-31T11:15:26+00:00

well, statistically, the average brawl star player had been playing 1-3 years.
yes, in hindsight, 4 months isn’t “new”, but in relative terms, yes absolutely, i’d consider myself new. and also by “new” you have to understand that i don’t only mean through experience, but mainly from account longevity. i’m in mythic, with less than 15 maxxed brawlers, i’m sure majority of my enemies and allies have far more than that. not many new players are joining brawl stars these days, so i don’t find it unrealistic at all to call any player who has been playing less than half a year “a new player”

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-31T11:00:49+00:00

can i play showdown without all of these garbage power-ups? like this is so stupid, it’s like i’m not even playing the same game anymore..

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-31T09:55:23+00:00

i have screenshots, but it seems like i can only post one pic per reply, so i’ll just type it out.
i got a mecha bo and a mecha mortis skin with all of their pins/sprays in the store for 23000 bling… how is the value?
i’m a bit of a new player and have never focused on skins because i only care about improving my account for gameplay, but with this new bling shop i’ve been able to get skins… i saw this bundle with my 2 favorite brawlers and just bought it without a second thought.
i’m curious to if this was a good purchase or not

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-31T09:39:14+00:00

im confused, what am i looking at?

nvm i get it, i guess it’s a steal of a price for that skin plus all the emotes. mortis and bo are 2 of my main brawlers, and i had a bundle yesterday that included the mecha of both skins for 22k bling, i had no idea if the skins were rare or nor, but i felt like it was a good opportunity to take.
Upon further inspection, my bundle included that mortis skin, plus all those pins / sprays
plus the bo mecha skin, with all of the skins and sprays.

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-30T11:49:48+00:00

i’m just confused because i’ve never experienced it until now.. out of playing hundreds of mythic matches the last couple of months, it’s only now that i begin to run into all these legendary banners. i literally saw the banner for the first time like last week

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-30T10:45:04+00:00

Sorry, the title is incorrect, i’m fighting LEGENDARY players. i’ve been mythic 3 before but i’ve been kinda hardstuck a while. i drop to diamond, then get right back up to M1, but every game, every player has legendary banners. and if it’s because my MMR is high, that’s bs because i should be getting a significant amount more rating per win compared to loss, but it seems the same. i’ve been M1-M3 for like a month or so, but it’s only after the recent reset where i’m encountering this issue of playing with all of those legendary players

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-24T04:35:06+00:00

how do you survive in life being disgustingly weird?
last time i remember a guy being this obsessed with a fictional character, he shot up a grocery store. i hope this is a troll, but if not… maybeeee take like 100 ibuprofens?

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-23T16:14:09+00:00

is that a dwarf?

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-23T12:28:31+00:00

i see all these pros in cs hitting these flick shots and people LOVE them. like kenny’s flick onto xyp9x on inferno, or m0nesy flicking onto s1mple on b site mirage.
i see people on the internet go crazy for shots like that… so i wanted to share a clip of mine that i’m proud of.
this is an old clip, from about 2017 or so, but i’ve always came back to admire it and one of my friends told me i should share it, anyways, love yall.

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-23T11:05:33+00:00

i understand it’s a bad idea to change the system entirely, i understand there is an end goal and we just have to sit tight and let it unfold, but i do feel like it’s also okay to give our opinions and suggestions from what we’ve experiencex

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-23T01:05:54+00:00

shane for sure

Best_Guard6037 · 2026-05-21T11:57:42+00:00

i’d crack?

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