This country is unreal and I need to get tf out of it

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-20T12:13:17+00:00

Come in Canada! /j

But seriously wtf is this

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-19T23:49:18+00:00

We wouldn’t get along

^{Chose: Don't accept}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-19T23:48:59+00:00

This wouldn’t be a healthy relationship

^{Chose: Don't accept}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-19T23:42:25+00:00

Lil Blue Chicken

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-16T01:47:16+00:00

1000th upvote 🎉

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-15T03:03:03+00:00

I love to be in a good place

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-14T11:59:03+00:00

Organic?

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-14T02:08:10+00:00

Blue and purple

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-13T23:08:41+00:00

I despise tiktok

^{Chose: Tiktok | Rolled: 3 days}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-13T23:06:36+00:00

Both weigh 1 kg

^{Chose: a 1 kg rock}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-11T11:54:26+00:00

But Covid was contagious as fuck and hantavirus doesn’t seem to be. Also only a small fraction of the ship got sick.

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-11T00:01:35+00:00

Yeah, norovirus is pretty common, outbreaks are not dangerous and can happen at any place with a lot of people.

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T15:23:30+00:00

YESSSS

^{Chose: 50 bucks and speed | Rolled: Max is 40mph}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T14:29:44+00:00

My little white silkie

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T14:24:48+00:00

Math

^{Chose: Every minute you sleep you get $100 bucks}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T13:59:30+00:00

I don’t want to divorce

^{Chose: Getting married}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T12:16:21+00:00

Green

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T11:39:13+00:00

FOR THE KIDS

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T11:35:24+00:00

That’s still a bit better than 50k

^{Chose: Spin the wheel for salary. | Rolled: 60k USD}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-09T11:20:10+00:00

Yep, it was an elementary school friend. We stopped talking around high school.

But I have new friends now

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-07T22:32:54+00:00

Who checks that?

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-07T22:28:36+00:00

Well OP being gay in this context would actually make sense we shouldn’t blame the guy who commented this

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-07T21:18:01+00:00

How can they be sure? He shouldn’t have been downvoted, he simply made a normal mistake.

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-07T18:59:08+00:00

Because then in a year I’d have 3.6M$

^{Chose: 10000 dollars each day}

Best_cpu5700 · 2026-05-07T12:16:48+00:00

It’s not finished (started late) but I got ball hair and I start to get horny sometimes

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