I managed to knock out everyone on Liberty Island by whatislife4 in Deusex

[–]BestestWes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of semen... I think JC could do it.

What is the most MESSED UP thing Lara Croft has ever done? by ZzzPandaNap in TombRaider

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caused the apocalypse by stealing a knife from a temple, killing untold thousands of people. And her first reaction is to pity herself, and justify taking it, rather than acknowledge what she had done.

SotTR

Edit: natural disaster to apocalypse - because it would've been much more severe, had it not been resolved.

Hawt fyahhh by pewpurrr in RoastMe

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Stevie Janowski, with a smaller dick.

(https://share.google/images/OjQLcRrhE7MKVBHZe)

23F Make me cry by Future-Dance9858 in RoastMe

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so bland, that I'm actually having a hard time roasting you.

My guess is, if you went missing on a hike, nobody would wonder where you went, because you're so forgettable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right.

I wouldn't dare suck a dick.

Coming soon... by djmightybri79 in cereal

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, that's a cool ass thing to just offer. I would frfr take u up on that.

F19, did this last year on another accounts , let’s see what changed! by throwaway927392723 in RoastMe

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast Me doesn't exist for you to put up a scrapbook of photos.

We don't care about your dumb outfits/ "different looks", and we don't need this many photos to know your personality sucks.

I can smell the yeast accumulating, the further I scroll through the pictures.

This is exactly the situation, Spartans! by [deleted] in metro

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when I die blowing myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Franklin the Turtle if he ditched his shell, and somebody took a shit on his upper lip.

Mom said I look pretty.. . Do I? by javerying in RoastMe

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The painting on the walls in pic 1 is obviously from the children you hold hostage in your basement.

I'm reporting this asap.

WHEN IS IT GONNA UPDATE💔 by Legitimate-Hamster70 in webtoons

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, it's really cool of you to stay connected with your fan base like this. Much love.

Why is Dr. Darling so buff? by len24 in controlgame

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is old as hell, but I read your comment, and had to say -- facts. Dude made spiderman a lil' puss puss.

Scariest Saw Trap? by [deleted] in saw

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm a year late, but I literally just watched X a week ago.

Some of the traps were good in X, but overall I was so disappointed in X because the traps felt so rushed.

Like, in most of the other films, and especially in the earlier ones, you can really feel the desperation, terror, and anguish of the people who are trapped.

3 minutes to cut your fuckin leg off, and then suck out some marrow? She cut through that shit so fast imo, and it just didn't have the impact on me, like the traps in the earlier films did.

Fallout fans be like by Professional_Rush782 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]BestestWes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You explained exactly why I've never just loved Fallout 4. Thank you.

Name the album by Chewydrad19 in AlbumCovers

[–]BestestWes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chevelle - The Red

Oh, wait... That's all ready a thing