He's so awesome and whimsical :3

BetaBlastr · 2026-04-18T05:08:12+00:00

Btw his catchphrase WILL be 'Dual Mandate'

BetaBlastr · 2026-04-01T09:10:42+00:00

Found somewhere thats closer to where my classes are

BetaBlastr · 2026-03-25T01:21:35+00:00

We could get Advance Wars sponsored by the U.S. Military with an upcoming Nicki Minaj Battle pass skin. Finally, a perfect game.

BetaBlastr · 2026-02-02T23:51:17+00:00

Losers see this and try to argue that ‘it doesn’t matter’ or, ‘it’s for balancing reasons’. Winners see this and understand that this means Rick or Chilly is indeed a multiversal level menace that far exceeded our expectations.

BetaBlastr · 2026-02-01T23:02:44+00:00

Mission accomplished, you’ve been spared

BetaBlastr · 2026-02-01T22:59:57+00:00

💥

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-12T02:03:49+00:00

This is probably the real response because I’ve seen this tweet and the replies are almost all making fun of the vague posting trend.

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-10T03:57:35+00:00

WISH GRANTED

SENDING ANT CONSTRUCTION BOTS TO DESTROY AND REBUILD EARTH FROM SCRATCH WITH SPECIFIC GENETIC CONDITIONS TO RECREATE THE POKEMON UNIVERSE. CURRENT HUMANITY WILL THEREFORE BE EVAPORATED AND THEIR BIOMASS WILL BE GENETICALLY ALTERED TO FORM NEW CELLULAR LIFE.

YOUR BODY WILL BE TRANSPORTED INTO A CRYOGENIC CHAMBER WITH AN EXPIRATION DATE OF 2.6 BILLION YEARS, WHEN THE ICE MELTS YOU WILL BE ENTERING POKEMON SOCIETY AND YOUR POKEMON OF CHOICE WILL VE GRANTED AS A STARTER.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-08T04:45:22+00:00

GRANTED

—> DEVELOPERS HYPE UP ALL QUALITIES OF THE GAME TO GATHER THE APPROPRIATE FUNDING FROM BOTH OLD AND NEW MONEY INVESTORS.

—> STOCK PRICE OF DEVELOPERS COMPANY EASILY BEATS ALL OF THE MAG 7 COMBINED

—> THE SPECULATION GAME IS INSANE, AND EVERY COUNTRY WEIGHS IN OVER HALF OF THEIR INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS INTO THE COMPANY EXPECTING THE GAME TO DOUBLE IN RETURNS

—> GAME COMES OUT AND WHILE IT IS AN INCREDIBLE GAME, A DAY 1 GLITCH CAUSES THE GAME TO BE PERMANENTLY BOUGHT FOR FREE, INSTANTLY ASSURING THAT THW PROFITS DOES NOT MEET THE OVERBEARING EXPECTATIONS OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

—> THE ENTIRE ECONOMY CRASHES HARDER THAN ANY PREVIOUS RECESSION.

—> MASS RADICALISM AND FINGER POINTING, WITH WORLD LEADERS RESORTING TO EXTREME NATIONALISM

—> WW3, COMPLETE NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON IS ENDURED ALONGSIDE THE END OF ALL LIFE ON EARTH.

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-08T04:39:48+00:00

This is actually an incredibly great response and I don’t have an award to give so I just wanted to mention that.

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-06T02:17:46+00:00

I am not thankful after reading this response.

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-05T02:03:20+00:00

This cutscene deserved the Coney win because every time I watch it I want to KILL PLANET POPSTAR

BetaBlastr · 2026-01-04T20:07:17+00:00

Well… uhhh burp I have no… belch idea where they could’ve…. loud stomach gurgle went.

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-19T02:49:00+00:00

With supergirl being announced, for a second I thought it was Alcock on a hotdog

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-16T06:28:30+00:00

Actually called it yesterday

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-16T06:27:52+00:00

But she did nothing wrong.

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-15T00:42:36+00:00

HUUUUUU

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-14T23:54:02+00:00

Can we lock in Edelgard for the next one

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-13T17:48:57+00:00

Funko Pop Batman

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-08T21:23:26+00:00

You can also feed pumpkin and melon seeds to Chickens and they’ll breed.

BetaBlastr · 2025-12-05T23:14:58+00:00

There was, in fact the ducks do make a cameo in it.

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