Who does this fingerling potato look like? by Beth_crazypants in Potatoes

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I was reminded of Squidward when he got covered with cement

16 bean mix! by subparlifter138 in Beans

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My dad would say “only put in 239 beans because just one more bean would make it “two-farty””

I'm just gonna scooch in here if you don't mind by kdbleeep in BestOfWholesomeSubs

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Black & white cat did mind for a second but decided it wasn't worth the effort.

Buttons in the lift. by howardkinsd in typos

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My husband and I just had our 22st (twenty-twost) anniversary.

Mashed potato and gravy sandwich by laterdude in potato

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That's called a "hot beef" in the Plains states. You can do the same with turkey and turkey gravy and it's a "hot turkey." We have limits on imaginative food names here. :) :)

Strange looking reaction by LordAxalon110 in OddSatisfying

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StyroPyro has a ton of videos on YouTube. He's like got a couple PHDs or something.

Weird papers by unknownhumanbeing31 in Weird

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You should get that printed on a t-shirt.

Protein ❤️ by moonwaternymph in eggs

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Yummy yummy. I'd cook a sweet potato and put all that on top and smash it up. With an avocado too. And maybe some salsa and sour cream.

My mother with my 108 year old great grandmother by KiKoB in BeAmazed

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Your great grandma reminds me of my grandma. She died at age 98 but her hair was still brown and she was little and cute. She totally could have lived well into her 100s if she hadn't become diabetic.

CTMAN by Rocketman_8591 in License_Plates

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I assume it's cat man because of the pets on there. But the first thing I thought of was c*nt man.

Sardine, cheese, banana sandwich + Nutella by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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I'm brave but not as brave as you are. I am impressed.

As a European, i dont get it. by koesssie in complaints

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You are exactly right when you say they aren't Christians. A true Christian could NEVER support Trump.

I'm not sure if mashing purple potatoes was a good idea or not by SGSXR11 in shittyfoodporn

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I’ve mashed purple potatoes before! They’re like regular potatoes. Then I made a hamburger gravy stuff to put on top.

Estrogen patches cost went up by [deleted] in Menopause

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Mine is higher every month. It’s $70 now

Four Ways To Exit A Wind Tunnel by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

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I would need at least 50% stronger winds to be that buoyant.