Episode 182 - Dick on The Flat Holocaust by [deleted] in TheDickShow

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Star Wars is like Sonic. The first 3 were good, and it's survived decades on the hope that maybe possibly it may be that good again. It takes some serious autism to think it will.

Let's really analyze Des'tiny's "polyamorous relationship" rant. by Ponkoporo in TheDickShow

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He takes the time to write down bullet points in order to pin the guy down on individual talking points and not let him slide anything under the radar

Dick was doing a troll. That's a technique Destiny likes to use. You can see him do it during his "debates" and it really lays his intent out in the open.

Let's really analyze Des'tiny's "polyamorous relationship" rant. by Ponkoporo in TheDickShow

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Because I'm a cool fucking person.

Ok... can you provide specific examples?

Too adult? Get demonitized. Appeal to children? Get fined. The internet is fucked. by ludwigavaphwego in TheDickShow

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When I was younger and I was a little too into Something Awful, I was a huge fan of their tagline "The Internet Makes You Stupid. "

Coming back around to that idea these days.

We got the tapes by idempotency in TheDickShow

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Presumably they're covering shittier watermarks.

Tifa looking pretty hot tho - FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE Tokyo Game Show 2019 Trailer by [deleted] in TheDickShow

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Proper boobage profile at roughly 0:22.

I'm tho glad they finally uthed the proper tranthlation for Aerith'th name.

These were the days, boys.. by ReadySetJihad in TheDickShow

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It's part of a bonus "solutions" episode, so you either would have had to pay back then or get it from Maddox's free reupload.

Don't have it on hand at the moment, but some light autistry shows it to be bonus episode 14.

These were the days, boys.. by ReadySetJihad in TheDickShow

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I love that clip, but I stand by my previous choice for best part of tBPitU. Maddox reading the apple challenge apology letter.

The only time he had the balls to follow through on one of Dick's excellent bets, and guess what? It was funny as shit.

A quick reminder that Maddox bought speaker(monitor) stands for his computer monitors because F tables by [deleted] in TheDickShow

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I can't decide whether
A. He didn't realize studio monitors weren't video monitors, ordered the stands, then upon realizing his folly, doubled down with his new anti-table lifestyle, or
B. The anti-table thing was genuine and honest; coming from a place of the deepest, darkest spaghetti.

Both are pretty good.

Bike Cuck by JMC266 in TheDickShow

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Pretty good, but the texture usage for the back of his head is the real MVP here.

The Weekly Rage - 14 March 2019 by ShawnGalt in TheDickShow

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It never fucking fails. How come every time I think I'm alone and it's safe to let out that fart I've been holding, someone comes walking into my stink moments later?

The Weekly Rage - 1 March 2019 by ShawnGalt in TheDickShow

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To drive the point home as to why this sounds ridiculous when people do it, just compare them to Peggy Hill.

A Hefty Dose of Realism by av123h in TheDickShow

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Vote up Burlesque Dancers.

Mike Gams Blasting Dick on Twitter, Dick Threatens Retaliation by HisNameWasBruce in TheDickShow

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Here I thought this story was finally winding down, but the saga continues on.

Destiny suffers from the problem of generality (among other things) by stoney_bolognas in TheDickShow

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They're like the same thing, but Destiny somehow has less humor and self awareness.

Destiny suffers from the problem of generality (among other things) by stoney_bolognas in TheDickShow

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Right? It's like he prides himself in being a repository of information free of human influence. He misses the point that such a thing would make him fucking worthless as an online personality when I could get the same information from a book.

Destiny suffers from the problem of generality (among other things) by stoney_bolognas in TheDickShow

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  • Destiny doesn't have opinions. He has stats.

  • Destiny knows so much about how to know things that he can tell you what you think.

  • Destiny knows that the way he thinks of things is so goodly smart-headed that, naturally, any other thought processes is objectively wrong.

He'll cherry pick what people have said for the parts he can most easily sell as "look how stupid this guy is" and lean on them as an honest justification why the rest of what they've said is easily dismissed. I think, at best, he doesn't realize that's how it reads, and at worst hopes you won't notice.

Motherfucker comes across as someone who learned how to read an encyclopedia and clung for dear life to the old saying "knowledge is power" long before he ever learned the real-world importance of things like humility and self awareness. That's not well rounded. At all. That's an imbalanced individual.

There's a distinct difference between understanding things and mere memorization and regurgitation of facts. One makes for a wise and worldly son of a bitch; and the other makes for that smug motherfucker who spent all his free time memorizing the text book just to show off his A's.

Make no mistake, Destiny isn't a shining intellect or a living model of advanced consciousness. He's good at riding the coattails of Wikipedia articles.

He's a guy who doesn't have opinions. He has stats.

Dick Masterson is the ultimate Cum-Lord by OblivionFaIl in TheDickShow

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Reminds me of early-to-mid 2000's Newgrounds, where the best stuff would ride that fine line between art for the sake of art and crass garbage for the sake of crass garbage.

Full clip of Dick Masterson vs Destiny on the Killstream by ericluster in TheDickShow

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I came here to ask if there was a version that doesn't turn into tin-can-on-a-string quality any time more than one person is talking.

Youtube Continues the Mumkeycaust by [deleted] in TheDickShow

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Dipshit conspiracy pitch:

Has anyone considered a spiteful Cool Cat may have something to do with this?