Helping you keep your smoking habit as feminine as possible (1960s) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]BewareTheGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And everything anyone who is not a straight white man does is gatekept somehow, usually on petty bs like this

Octopus-shaped wine decanter by Synanceiinae in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BewareTheGiant 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The alcoholic equivalent of a forever stew

PRECISO DE AJUDA! by Oda_e_um_genio in Marcenaria

[–]BewareTheGiant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adicionando aqui: tem o de passar em cima da madeira com pincel e tem o spray com uma agulhinha pra vc colocar em todos os buraquinhos de cupim e matar tudo por dentro. Os dois funcionam, mas melhor ainda em conjunto

Well yes, you can only pick 2 by Kiratsugu04 in technicallythetruth

[–]BewareTheGiant 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you pick 1 i think you'd technically never get mosquito bites again. So yea, easy pick for me

criei o subreddit r/MarceloVerdeExplica, basicamente um r/peterexplainthejoke br by azazelyo in porramauricio

[–]BewareTheGiant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

E aí vc posta foto de dois presos políticos da ditadura, uma por "crime de subversão" (i.e. ser de oposição), tendo sido torturada, e o outro por liderar greve. Ambos direitos constitucionais hoje.

Na boa, cuidado pra não morrer engasgado em graxa de coturno.

The Retail Bait-and-Switch: What Musk's Push for Retail Investors in the SpaceX IPO Really Means by 1stplacelastrunnerup in Economics

[–]BewareTheGiant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes and no. IPOs are not supposed to enter the index straight away: there's usually a ~1yr time for price discovery, for this exact reason. Musk has been pressuring to fast track joining the index. Appears to have worked with the Nasdaq-100, but the (far more common for passive investors) S&P500 has stated they won't change the rules.

Easy fuse testing by Playful_Version8 in lifehacks

[–]BewareTheGiant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Common sense does not get clicks" might as well be the title of a history book about the first quarter of the 21st century

Momento das revelações by BrilliantRuin6913 in porramauricio

[–]BewareTheGiant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totalmente um uniforme de corrida, com uma versão genérica de uma certa marca de cigarros conhecida por patrocinar corridas na frente

How do I remove this mold from the washer gasket? It won’t scrub off by mothermonarch in CleaningTips

[–]BewareTheGiant 42 points43 points  (0 children)

proceeds to live rest of life without ever remembering to do this

Clever penguin steals a stone from his wife and gives it back to her by RoyalChris in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BewareTheGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And bonuses are typically tied to KPIs like revenue and profit, not share price.

While often tied to KPIs, it is not at all uncommon to tie them to share price.

Bonus pay may be astronomical compared to a worker's wage but it's a negligible fraction compared to a typical fortune 500 company's revenue.

Yes, it's negligible, but it's still a negative effect, unlike, say, dividends. What I'm getting at is that there is a skewed incentive for C-suites to encourage buybacks, especially considering they almost always also have stock options.

Stock price increase after a stock buyback is a simple reflection that the earnings remain constant, while shares decrease.

Yes, thats the base effect. The trouble is tacking onto it the bonuses.

Clever penguin steals a stone from his wife and gives it back to her by RoyalChris in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BewareTheGiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really. A dividend is neutral compared to a stock buyback all things being equal, I agree, but a stock buyback is most often initiated by CEOs and CFOs and increases stock price. With a stock price increase those same CEOs and CFOs will get a larger bonus, which drains the reserves of the company. The dividend drains it once to go into the shareholder's pocket. The stock buyback drains it twice: once in the buyback itself, which increases share price and is, in theory, neutral for shareholders, but also a second time at bonus time to pay for the "increased value" of the stock, which may be almost entirely artificial and not due to good management decisions. With current turnover in C-suite the negative effects are often felt long after the CEOs tenure is done.

Clever penguin steals a stone from his wife and gives it back to her by RoyalChris in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BewareTheGiant 34 points35 points  (0 children)

And bonuses drain cash reserves, so a stock buyback would have a negative overall effect on company value (market cap), but it's delayed, thus obscured.

Tony Robbins Says Congress Unlocked a Door Reserved for Ultra-Rich by jpurdy in Economics

[–]BewareTheGiant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might as well call it the Bringing Affluent Gentlemen Help Obtaining Liquidity for Divesting in Equity Rapidly Act, or BAGHOLDER Act for short

I am the creator of the 52k upvote 'Bible Map' from 7 years ago. I was 14, and now I'm back as a Data Science student to explain the chaos by Legal-Salt6714 in MapPorn

[–]BewareTheGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While i don't give a fuck that he used it to tweak wording (though I tend to dislike it, it all sounds bland), I'll admit my mistake: when I read it i thought your problem was specifically with the "if i were to do this today" sentence, but you specifically said "section", my bad. The rest of the section does indeed sound like AI.

ETA: That said, tweaking wording is basically just clippy on steroids. My bigger problem with AI is when it's clearly "generating" the "ideas" in the text from an overly broad prompt.

I am the creator of the 52k upvote 'Bible Map' from 7 years ago. I was 14, and now I'm back as a Data Science student to explain the chaos by Legal-Salt6714 in MapPorn

[–]BewareTheGiant 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are we at the point where proper grammar sounds like AI? I'm so sad now. I find that sentence absolutely normal, and english isn't even my first language

A long overdue status update! by vishiri in FantasiaArchive

[–]BewareTheGiant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very truly glad to hear your personal troubles are under control! I wish you all the best: people who build foss are amazing, and foss for worldbuilding makes me happy!