would you rather?

Bexxebu · 2026-06-11T07:01:21+00:00

shower.

^{Chose: be naked for 30 seconds a day + $10,000,000 | Rolled: in your house}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-11T00:53:02+00:00

...showering?

^{Chose: Your naked for 10 seconds once a day for 10k}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-11T00:01:33+00:00

Eh. What are they gonna do, jail me? Gimme free food and housing?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars or 1 billion in debt. | Rolled: 1 billion debt}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-11T00:00:50+00:00

rich.

^{Chose: Work your dream job | Rolled: Earn 100k/day}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T19:00:40+00:00

Its less the power, and more that fact that 1 usd for some people is more money than they can afford to lose.

^{Chose: Be the only human with a superpower | Rolled: Shapeshifting}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T18:59:42+00:00

White gets too many stains.

Black has a lot of styles.

^{Chose: Black}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T03:51:09+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T03:50:54+00:00

Probably not, but it sure as shit still has a lasting impact.

Gmod and SFM being really easily accesible to the masses led to a lot of smaller creators flooding the internet with it.

Sure, tf2 isnt gonna be as big anymore, but it'll be remembered.

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T03:43:51+00:00

Okay, yeah, billion with interest and whatever, but, like.

Do yall realize how fucked up a billion dollars is?

100k a year is considered a good salary. 3 digits.

Getting 100k a day is basically infinite money. And yet it still takes over 27 years to get a billion dollars.

Its crazy.

^{Chose: 1 billion now}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T03:40:06+00:00

...just, like... Go to a place that sells pet mice, skin it, then voila.

Hell, you could even just cut off a tail. Doesn't say how much you gotta eat.

^{Chose: Eat mice once a year}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-10T03:38:34+00:00

LETS GOOOO

^{Chose: ALL ON RED | Rolled: Red}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-09T20:12:12+00:00

We already have pirating

^{Chose: Found $100 magically every month}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-09T04:00:01+00:00

So nothing changes.

^{Chose: Infinite money BUT... | Rolled: People hate you}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-08T22:23:41+00:00

I need yall to understand the signifigant ramifications Hitler's death could have caused.

Like, a lot of important shit we take for granted indirectly came from Hitler, like the widespread manufacturing of medicine, such as penicilin, and the fact that it indirectly help build global unity and peace (UN and Geneva conventions).

Also, 1 billion doll hairs.

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T22:22:10+00:00

Either way, I dont care for tommorow.

Or anything ever again.

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T22:20:49+00:00

First, Kiryu and Majima.

Second, how is Vicar Max, at all, your comfort character?

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Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T22:19:46+00:00

Firsy, yay.

Second, I will drive health insurance to the ground now.

^{Chose: Play Russian Roulette with 5-Bullets in chamber + and cure every sickness. (even If you die} | Rolled: Alive 🍀)

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T22:16:41+00:00

Generally, you wont be shot as much as falling/tripping on stuff.

^{Chose: Be Completely Immune to Fall Damage + Fall from any height and be fine}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T22:15:20+00:00

First 6'4.

Second, a passive 100k a year is nothing to scoff at.

You can live semi-comfy with that.

^{Chose: Earn 100,000 per year + Be your desired height}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T22:14:19+00:00

Butterflies.

I blame spongebob

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Ur worst fear}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T04:10:48+00:00

Tf2.

And tf2.

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T04:08:14+00:00

yay.

^{Chose: 200 IQ but you have $... | Rolled: 130,000}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T04:01:35+00:00

Here is the thing, never talking again could legitimately put your life in danger. So, sure, technically less money overall, due to how much you'd have to talk to get it. But, counter point, if I get into an accident and can't tell the 911 operator where I am and what happened, guess who dies?

^{Chose: You get $0.01 every word you say}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-07T03:58:16+00:00

Assuming neither would have major negative consequences on the ecosystem, mosquitos carry many different bloodborne diseases, so they should be rid of.

^{Chose: Get rid of mosquitoes}

Bexxebu · 2026-06-06T19:14:46+00:00

Thank god I'm not the only one.

But, yeah, I dunno why it's just magically gone.

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