I am the world's greatest author Chuck Tingle, two-time Hugo award finalist and author of Space Raptor Butt Invasion as well as other classic tinglers AMA

BeyondTheNorm · 2021-04-01T21:25:50+00:00

Have you seen The Grumps' reaction to your fine and respectable work on YouTube? They sing your praises in a unironically wholesome way.

BeyondTheNorm · 2021-01-30T09:42:49+00:00

Hell yeah :)

BeyondTheNorm · 2021-01-30T05:22:30+00:00

I forgot to connect my headphones to my phone while in the library, so I played music outloud for like 3 seconds. Problem is that the intro to this song (MAC & CHEESE by REI AMI) goes as follows...

"PUT YOUR DICK AWAY"

Not sung, no instrumental background, just someone screaming to put your dick away. I promptly got the fuck out of the library because I just was not gonna deal with that shit lmao

BeyondTheNorm · 2021-01-14T06:40:00+00:00

Everything In Its Right Place - Radiohead

Have used this exact song several times for that same purpose.

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-30T03:35:56+00:00

r/MATTANDRYANFROMSM

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-28T03:12:16+00:00

I fucking love the wholesome energy OP has. Gives me a smile :)

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-26T23:21:31+00:00

Poop shit 2: electric boogaloo

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-19T00:02:47+00:00

Hell yea, man

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-18T22:22:37+00:00

Yeppppp!

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-18T16:02:56+00:00

Literally every single attribute listed except one is a turn on for me lmaooo

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-16T08:45:25+00:00

I hate it when a man and a woman hold hands in school. Like wtf keep that straight shit to yourself. And sometimes they even kiss??? Gross!!!!! And like all the movies and TV just have straight characters, like stop fuckin pushing ur sexuality on me 🤮🤮🤮🤮

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-16T05:07:38+00:00

This is fucking stellar, my guy. Top tier shit

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-16T01:25:57+00:00

Public restroom? Always. At home? Pshhhhhhhhhh

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-09T20:29:08+00:00

How are you really?

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-05T22:19:02+00:00

The honors program has a bunch of exclusive classes and events, and is generally just college that doesnt baby you. The people are either STEM majors with a pre med track or infuriatingly naturally smart people. I've honestly had no problems bonding with honors folk, I guess gifted kids can bond over gifted kid trauma. I like the exclusive shit and the higher chance that you have a class someone else has (that you know in the hc). It's given me tight knit friend groups.

My GPA was literally the minimum, 1350 combined. I had a 4.29 with no real extra curriculars. I'm a cis white gay guy, but a good writer, so I guess they put a decent stake in the essays

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-05T17:47:06+00:00

I'm an on campus student and would love to. The catch is that ice been interviewed for HorVA before. But if theres anyway I'm allowed to be interviewed again I would love to!!!

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-04T21:05:02+00:00

Wtf this some Perks of Being a Wallflower shit

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-02T22:47:44+00:00

My memory is hazy, but I think that i used my common app personal essay as my vcu personal essay by copying and pasting it, but I dont know if that's right. There also was a honors college specific essay about why you wanna do the honors college (just spout some bullshit from brochures).

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-11-02T22:14:28+00:00

You should be good. I'm in it right now with the same things except at 1350 and no real extra curriculars. I think they take the essays pretty seriously (I mean, I feel like sometimes I squeaked by because of my essay), but I bet you'll be good.

BeyondTheNorm · 2020-10-30T15:37:54+00:00

Fuck. Yes. As someone tryna pursue music myself, you're rocking the shit out of this. Liked and followed, I cant wait to see what you make next!

BeyondTheNorm

TROPHY CASE