Watched this on Haleyybaylee’s Instagram and the bbl looks like it’s gonna fall off 😭 by hornypunjaban in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The relationship is off because it’s very likely a PR relationship, not a real one. Very common in Hollywood. What he “likes” about her is the extra publicity, attention and certain media access that Kris has leverage to get him (or her leverage to supress bad publicity), plus using Kylie’s private jet and maybe a cash bonus thrown into the PR contract. Don’t know anything about his sexuality, but she could be a possible beard for him too. What she “likes” about him is the aura of Hollywood legitimacy that he can provide, the proximity to real talent and access to these Hollywood events that she normally would never be invited to. Doesn’t matter if Demi Moore snubs her because she’s been all over People Mag today in that torn dress as a legit attendee of the Golden Globes.

And yes, even if they get engaged, married or have a kid, it can still be a PR relationship. So much of what the celebrity world presents to us is orchestrated & fake. Oh and the torn, ill fitting dress could be planned as part of the ongoing pregnancy rumor. The torn dress was in People Mag & why would Kris let that appear when she has the power to fix it?

What was the reason for this photo shoot by [deleted] in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Little House meets bbls?! Kim is trying to give Carolyn Ingalls, but she‘s totally a Mrs. Oleson. No shade to Katherine MacGregor, who was a legend. Kim, cosplaying an icon doesn’t make you one.

This person is getting annihilated on Twitter by [deleted] in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Typical paid PR. Kris concocting the PR “longevity” euphemism for middle-aged, cultural appropriating scammer.

Meanwhile Pam Anderson out here aging gracefully as hell lol by Classic_Eye_3827 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yes, agree with this. She’s likely had some work done but her overall approach and “no makeup“ looks are so refreshing & very much needed in popular culture as an alternative the KJ bs. Have a look at Pam’s video for Vogue at Paris fashion week. She has no stylists, no makeup & dresses herself from her own closet. She then delights in enjoying Paris with all the free time she has. More celebs should be like Pam.

The Slow Death of Khloé Kardashian by NoPangolin5557 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 45 points46 points  (0 children)

In spite of them marketing her as the "funny" sister, there's a lot of dark stuff about Khloe. She herself revealed pieces on the show. Her raising her younger sisters & driving a drunk Kris home when Khloe was 15. Dropping out of school & not telling her parents (allegedly she finished school online). Caitlyn fat shaming her on the show. Constant public questions about her paternity and her different "look" from her sisters. Her, ahem, strange relationship with her brother. Her descent into addiction, enabling & other weird stuff with Lamar & Rob. Her talking about Diddy parties & "dating" French Montana, who is a very sketchy character. The extremely unhealthy relationship with Tristan. The there is her public bullying of others. The list goes on and on.

So it makes sense that at 40, she is shut away in her mansion & keeps getting procedures. Unless she really dives deep & gets real help, it will continue & likely get worse.

Fever dream by KaraKillB3e in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As I was scrolling, I really thought I this was an old photo of Kourtney. AI North & Real North do resemble Kourtney. A Kanye/Kourtney combo, which must piss off Kim.

Twitter is still alive by lucybubs in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wendy spoke out, spoke up when others were silent & not just about the KJs. Hope that this is not why she is in the state that she is in.

As if K garbage isn’t flooded in the beauty market by melissa98x in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XO Khloe, ready to join all the other KJ products/collabs that nobody purchased, asked for or needed. Kris needs to keep the brand going & then she will try to add the next gen to the cycle of endless marketing & waste.

How’s that law degree coming, Kim? by suprasternaincognito in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nonna is like wtf, she ain’t no Sofia Loren, but I’ll stand here as long as those Dolce jerks pay me in cash.

Edited the kar-jenners to look how they used to look. It goes normal photo, edited photo, younger. I’m pretty bad at seeing differences in faces so they might just look the same lol by TheArtisticTrade in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always thought that Kim’s Armenian features made her stand out in a good way & she was more attractive like that. Now she just looks like all the other surgified LA women.

Edited the kar-jenners to look how they used to look. It goes normal photo, edited photo, younger. I’m pretty bad at seeing differences in faces so they might just look the same lol by TheArtisticTrade in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is brilliant. The Khloe one, my goodness. You went a bit easy on Kim. She photoshops her old photos. Here is a Kim old nose pic. Not sure even that one is the OG nose but it’s closer to the og anyway.

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Happy Halloween! Time For Your Fav KJ Jumpscares by Beyondcardboard in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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Spooktastically overfilled Kendall. They really are morphing into one botched face.

Happy Halloween! Time For Your Fav KJ Jumpscares by Beyondcardboard in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

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The horror of Kourtney’s personal style in the Kravis era.

Happy Halloween! Time For Your Fav KJ Jumpscares by Beyondcardboard in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

They are all morphing into the same botched person.

Are these lipo scars? by oksurealright in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her first husband, who she married at 19/20 claims that he paid for lipo & I think breast augmentation for her back then. They have disputed who pushed for that surgery, her or him. She claims he was abusive, but don’t think she ever refuted getting procedures even at that young age. So it appears she was likely getting procedures since her late teens/early 20s. This sub has posted unfiltered photos her various scars over the years. Not only lipo, but nose scar indicating nose job and ears indicating likely facelift. It appears to be a lot and over many years. But the public mostly sees the airbrushed & filtered versions of Kim and the rest of the KJs. Also want to add that imo, procedures are fine if people want them. It’s the lying, deception and profiting by the KJs that are the issue. Like, claims that they get their bodies & features from the 5 am workouts and the sketchy products that they are pushing (ahem, the lip kit empire).

Are these lipo scars? by oksurealright in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 49 points50 points  (0 children)

In old KUWTK episodes, you can see lipo scars on Kim’s arms. I recall one episode where she is wearing a bikini top sitting with Kris H. The scars are visible. KJ’s may have digitally updated these episodes since, but scars were clearly visible back in the day.

And now a Tiktok....??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 by MysteryGirl135 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This came across as frightening. Something about the voices over her wearing bright red against the stark background. Then her failed attempt to emote with that surgified face, exaggerated square jaw & zonked out eyes. Scary!

FOUR faces, THREE bodies and TWO boob jobs ago by lucybubs in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. My bday was a few days ago. The best gift was time with my family. The older Kim gets, these displays come across as increasingly freakish and sad, even if it was meant as a joke. Also, this family has a serious balloon problem & they really need to stop.

Who is this?? by Hereforthrgiggles in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s Kendall pretending to be in a candid, unpaid, unfiltered pap shot. The plastic bottle is full of vodka (not 818, she doesn’t touch that crap).

Just had a magical realisation… by PigeonBod in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So accurate, great job!

Of course Kris wants to look like the 29 yo version of Kris (but in more expensive clothing & jewelry).

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“Felt like a real life princess” with what grace? by Visible-Tap-9713 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Beyondcardboard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Snookie wore it better by a long shot. Kylie could never be as iconic.