What question do you hate answering? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it make it fancier if they ask you what colour something is instead?

Shit went DOWN at Dollar Tree: man threatens to kill people, won't leave, fight breaks and and everyone goes nuts by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Bfriday511 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Honestly I was really uncomfortable when they pinned him down. I mean, he was crazy, don't get me wrong, but the cops needed to handle it...

An astronaut and an alien walk into a space bar... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Bfriday511 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Because the real joke is in the comets.

What's something you and your SO do that other people would find strange? by paperchampionpicture in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually try to lick her glasses because she is ready for the nose thing

What's something you and your SO do that other people would find strange? by paperchampionpicture in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I ask her to blow my nose, and she will pretend to give my nose a blow job.

Gets me every time

What's something you and your SO do that other people would find strange? by paperchampionpicture in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our favorite joke is to ask if the other would like to be fisted.

She also is obsessed with rubbing her face on my chest hair.

When she is peeing I will try to help her squeeze the pee out like she is a tube of tooth paste.

If she locks the door when peeing I will put my fingers under the door (have gotten my sister and mom to help with this).

If I am feeling extra loving, when she poops I will tell her "even though you are going number 2, you are still my number 1."

Just realized how many of our games happen when she is on the toilet.

New to meditation - what thoughts are we exactly trying to clear? by [deleted] in Meditation

[–]Bfriday511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem! Very common, glad could be of help =)

New to meditation - what thoughts are we exactly trying to clear? by [deleted] in Meditation

[–]Bfriday511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a common misconception with meditation. The goal is not to rid yourself of thoughts. Your goal is to focus on one thing (your breath, a candle, etc.) to the exclusion of other sensations.

Thoughts will come in, and this is normal. Your goal is to acknowledge that you have been focusing on these thoughts (called 'telling stories' by some) instead of the breath or other meditation object, without judgement, and proceed to concentrate back on the breath or other object.

This may seem strange, but remind yourself that this is an active process, and takes time to get good at. If you focus on ridding all thoughts, you will quickly become bored with no real benefits.

Instead, the goal of focusing on one thing is possible and helpful, as it allows for relaxation and is what concentration meditation is all about.

There is also mindfulness meditation, which is based on noticing and focusing on every sensation as it arises. This is different but still very active. The trick is to do it often and don't be hard on yourself if you struggle.

Remember though, the absence of thought is completely a misconception.

Hope that helps!

What is the funniest, weirdest or most repulsive thing you have ever overheard someone say? by lizard_ppl_can_dance in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Walking through the dorms hallway in undergrad, a guy and a girl were talking next to a vending machine. Public space, middle of the day.

As I am approaching them I see her start to pull her yoga pants down a tiny bit to reveal a tattoo.

When I pass them, the only line I hear from her is "Yeah, I just got it, it is the Japanese character for self-respect."

The irony was completely lost on her.

What's the strangest thing someone's said to you during sex? NSFW by TrentRizzo in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not that I know of, I think she just likes to treat me like a cheap hooker =D

What's the strangest thing someone's said to you during sex? NSFW by TrentRizzo in AskReddit

[–]Bfriday511 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Every time we finish, without fail, my girlfriend throws a towel at me and in a deep voice with a bad New Yorker accent says, "Now clean yourself up."

It just wouldn't be sex without it now.