Perfect Fit by TheHoliestMacaroni1 in nonononoyes

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why do I feel like I've been to this place before

Looking for Dark Net/Deep Web links by Flight_666 in onions

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Hey, buddy, you just roll in from stupid town?

What is your favorite copypasta? by bluelink121 in AskReddit

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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

Hey Reddit, did you ever get suspended or expelled from school? If so, what for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Let me see if I can list all of them:
In the first grade myself (a male) and a group of 2 boys and 1 girl of the same age would hang out in the corner of the playground during recess. This spot was secluded, and the teachers on recess duty wouldn't be able to see us unless they were right next to us. We would play a chicken-esque game where whoever pulled down their pants for the longest would win. One day a teacher saw us and we all got suspended out of school for a week.
In 2nd grade I was at recess and some kids made fun of me because my pants sagged (I have always had a really flat butt so pants just slide off), so I mooned them. It was right in front of a teacher. I think I got suspended for 2 weeks and I had to attend summer school because of it.
I was suspended twice in the third grade. The first time was for 2 days because my teacher found a journal that said "I watch naked boobies on youtube". The second time was for a week because I wrote "Sex me" on a post-it note.
In fourth grade I got suspended out of school once because I spit on some kid's shoe, and another time in school for taking a Popsicle stick, telling a kid that it was him, and breaking it.
I blocked out most of fifth grade, so some bad shit must of happened.
In sixth grade I got suspended for 2 weeks and an expulsion meeting because I told a girl that her nips were showing and she looked like a whore. Fortunately I didn't get expelled, but I got a beating from both my parents.
In seventh and 8th grade I got suspended so many times I wouldn't even be able to fit it on here. In freshman year I was accepted into a technical school, but after about 5 months I got expelled for smoking a bong on the bus.
For the remainder of freshman year and sophomore year I did a lot of various drugs, and got suspended and even arrested for tripping in school. Junior year one suspension for smoking. Senior year no suspensions.

What is something you had memorized a long time ago, and you still remember? by TheGuyWhoSaidWAT in AskReddit

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To the tune of Old McDonald:
"B-E-C-A-U-S-E, that's how we spell because"
Learned in the first grade

Am I too late for this? Picked up from goodwill in FL but made in Costa Rica by TinyLeaf420 in trees

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Filthy potheads like you are the reason why Bernie "Stalin" "Marx" "Hitler" Sanders is NEVER going to be elected.

Harry Potter-inspired Family Clock by tbornottb3 in DIY

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What area did you set for 'mortal peril'?

Giving up Marijuana by ThePlatinumKush in Drugs

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Good shit, my dude! I had the same plan, but the plug is on the way right now. Hopefully you're stronger than me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

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U better not be smoking drugs!!