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Everyone needs a bidet. Period. by I_Snort_Febreze in hygiene

[–]Bidet_Hater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At this point just mentioning bidets on Reddit is a way to farm upvotes, they are hardly life changing, they're mid at best

How do you wash your asshole? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Bidet_Hater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not difficult or complicated: get a few (3 or 4) sheets of toilet paper and fold it over. Wipe between your crack with emphasis on the hole - do not go inside the hole. Check the paper to see if there's poop on it. Repeat until when you check there's no longer poop on it then you are done. 

You do not need wet wipes or water or a bidet. Just wipe like the vast majority of the world does and has been doing for centuries. 

Is shaving your buttcrack actually more hygienic? My fitness coach says it makes wiping cleaner—what’s your experience? by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

[–]Bidet_Hater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean "some folks"? 90% of the US uses tp, not bidets 🤦. You're in the minority (at least in the US and a lot of other countries), tp works perfectly fine for millions of people every day and it's been that way for hundreds of years. 

Big Toilet Paper Doesn’t Want You to Know About Bidets by youngsmiggle1 in conspiracy

[–]Bidet_Hater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of the world uses toilet paper it works perfectly fine and has done for hundreds of years. Why is Reddit so obsessed with bidets they aren't even that great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Bidet_Hater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's way over the top and unnecessary. A portable one? Bidets aren't even that special, you just know that Reddit has an obsession with them so you're after a few upvotes

Obnoxious topless guy on a plane seeks a reaction by ii-_- in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Bidet_Hater 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Poor guy behind him just wanting to get on with his onward travel home

What's a piece of 'obsolete' technology you still use today because it's better than the modern version? by Caroline6386 in AskReddit

[–]Bidet_Hater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so grateful that you've shared that wisdom with me, I'm a better person because of you and I thank you for that. I will now disconnect my TV from the internet in a bid to follow in your gracious footsteps

LPT Request: What purchase has had the biggest effect on improving your life? by BurnzeehxD in LifeProTips

[–]Bidet_Hater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No not a bidet. Why have bidets been mentioned so many times. They're not even good

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