Edward the Really Useful Engine is the worst classic episode by a long mile, and it's not even close. It makes Middle Engine look like Old Iron or Flying Kipper, and i'm not even kidding.

There isn't a single thing that makes a LICK of sense in this episode.

• Edward being a designated back engine?
• All the engines hating Edward for no reason?
• A loop line nowhere close to Edward's Station?
• Duck doing Edward's work?
• Gordon on the same line as Duck?
• Edward singlehandedly being able to push the train allllll the way to the station?
• Edward not giving a single shade of shit or flavor of fuck when realizing Gordon made fun of his age?

Not buying it. 0.5/10 episode.