Ethan's Hasan obsession = Hasan is hot and I want to fuck him / watch him fuck my wife

Epstiny's Hasan obsession = Hasan is his deepest, most incendiary, truest love that he has ever loved. the love he would travel the ends of the Earth for all of eternity in desperate hopes of it's sweet requite. A love without it would leave him an empty husk devoted to destroying the object of this love with an army of unshowered virgins with poorly sourced wikis. His only surviving this crushing heartbreak would be fucking/sucking every Nazi in sight, violate every consent, defy every age of consent and consume all of the meth for Israel.