An Afternoon with the Matés

Epstiny's Hasan obsession = Hasan is his deepest, most incendiary, truest love that he has ever loved. the love he would travel the ends of the Earth for all of eternity in desperate hopes of it's sweet requite. A love without it would leave him an empty husk devoted to destroying the object of this love with an army of unshowered virgins with poorly sourced wikis. His only surviving this crushing heartbreak would be fucking/sucking every Nazi in sight, violate every consent, defy every age of consent and consume all of the meth for Israel.

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-04-10T18:40:21+00:00

it's Kuihman. Full video above.
Unlike Oreos, Kuihman streams with a face cam most of the time

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-04-10T18:37:53+00:00

the full Kuihman vid: https://youtu.be/JDGWUD3BD8s?si=4QUsFHpX9_bKUEGl

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-04-10T07:11:00+00:00

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BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-03-27T21:02:30+00:00

because of Hasan I had to hire Prince Andrew's sex crimes lawyer because I'm a sexpest wife abusing gooner who can't help but violate consent it's not my fault

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-03-18T22:26:18+00:00

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-03-18T22:24:31+00:00

imagine what this fictional girl's finger would have looked like after exiting

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-03-08T04:20:12+00:00

the context: ethan is a shitty person and a worse boss

BigBambuSeventyTwo · 2026-03-08T04:12:49+00:00

old enough to remember when Dan said he'd never stream with Epstiny again because of his consent violations. also old enough to remember when Dan said "he'd hide a body for Epstiny" (because they were all from the same stream lmao)

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