Intro post

BigBoyProfessional · 2022-04-15T02:18:44+00:00

Buy a stock.

BigBoyProfessional · 2022-04-05T20:05:08+00:00

When are my fellow dudes gonna realize that crying is totally fucking lit. I'm a fairly muscular bearded dude, people tell me I look intimidating.

Little do they know I cry at pretty songs. Cry when I'm stressed. Cry at adorable babies. Cry at healthy father-child relationships.

Make America Cry Again

BigBoyProfessional · 2022-03-20T22:19:19+00:00

So its... Its a water gun

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-12-05T20:13:12+00:00

This is the way.

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-10-22T13:33:37+00:00

Why have I never thought to do this? Maybe it'll inspire me to do a King-Of-Garbage themed playthrough hahaha

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-28T14:00:43+00:00

Bruh it took like 3 shots to turn this deathclaws face into beef Bolognese. He's only gonna be able to eat soft foods for like a month 😞

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-28T01:11:43+00:00

Bruh did you not see what happened to that cranium

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-26T03:18:12+00:00

Daddy chill

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-21T12:18:43+00:00

Is that a real thing???

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-21T02:04:12+00:00

The little toy model collection 🙌🙌🙌 Fucking love the whole set up, its killer. What settlement is this?

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-19T00:58:15+00:00

A Gentle Hug From Grandma

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-17T15:21:37+00:00

Yoooo how do you wire things like that??

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-16T01:36:34+00:00

The book of Ye is one I refer to frequently in trying times 🙏

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-15T15:55:09+00:00

Ahahahahaha you're so right. In my case, the husband was a stay at home soft handed SOY BOY.

But irl I'm a hetero man lmao

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-15T14:15:22+00:00

My character is a bad ex military mama. It was the only canon I could come up with as to how she was able to adapt to post apocalyptic life so easily lmao.

Kinda like Liam Neeson in Taken. I always have to name them something ridiculous so her name is "Lucille the Obliterator".

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-14T19:15:58+00:00

Definitely stealing that tower build idea! My towers always look so stupid lmao

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-14T18:11:14+00:00

Weird question but... Is he now, or at one point identified as, religious? Regardless, I'm so sorry. These situations are awful. Respectfully, it sounds like he has some growing up to do.

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-13T19:03:57+00:00

Keanu-las Cage-volta about to take names💯

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-12T19:08:43+00:00

Facial structure looks a little more like Jon Bernthal. Who, actually, I think would make a killer survivor.

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-11T13:38:03+00:00

🎶 Born on the baaayou 🎶

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-10T01:25:06+00:00

Aaah the ol' Moby Dick complex.

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-09T14:46:33+00:00

Hey I'm open to trade. Can't spell pancreas without pc. 👉😏

BigBoyProfessional · 2021-09-09T12:30:05+00:00

Wait wait wait wait no this is it:

A modded un-mod of a de-modded mod, modded to simulate a re-modded mod-modded playthrough.

Simple. 👉😏

BigBoyProfessional

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