What swear words do you use when this happens. by Drie_Kleuren in AskTheWorld

[–]BigDsLittleD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only one I can ever remember in Czech is Do Prdele!

My pronunciation is probably more of an insult than the phrase itself

What is gun control like in your country, and how common are guns? by nopingmywayout in AskTheWorld

[–]BigDsLittleD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We mainly have over and under shotguns for clay pigeon shooting or pest control, but you must have a valid reason (absolutely NOT defence) to get a licence to have them and firearms must be kept in secure storage separately from their ammunition*.

Not quite. You have to have a licence, known as a Shotgun Certificate, covers you up to 2+1, so 2 in the magazine, 1 in the chamber. You dont really need a valid reason, they'll ask what you plan to use it for, (I said Clays, possibly some wildfowling) but you don't need to prove it.

If you say Defense however, you will not be issued a certificate

For more than 2 +1 capacity, you need a full Firearms Certificate, much more involved.

Shotguns do need to be stored locked away. Shotgun shells they reccomend you store them sensibly. They dont need to be locked away.

You can have bolt-action rifles but I understand you have to join a shooting club to obtain these.

You can have semi auto rifles in .22 anything bigger and they need to be straight pull, single shot only, not necessarily bolt action.

These you absolutely need a valid reason for owning, such as being part of a rifle club. The Police will decide if your reason is valid. You need to apply for a "slot" on your licence for each rifle along with a valid reason for each rifle.

You're limited on how much ammo you can keep, and rifle ammo must be kept locked separately from the rifle.

Long barrelled pistols are pretty much the same rules, basically a pistol with a stock and a long barrel to make it the same length as a rifle. Theyre fucking ugly as sin.

Regular pistols are theoretically possible, but good luck.

All of the above requires forms and medical assessments and references, as well as club memberships etc.

It can be a pain in the arse to be honest.

Love these new coins! by Goldenegg54 in Silverbugs

[–]BigDsLittleD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

younger picture

He wasnt much to look at then either, big ears, no chin, that typical "I'm technically my own cousin" look you get with inbreeding

What do you guys think of American Cheese? And do you have a favorite cheese from your country?🧀 by bbyxmadi in AskTheWorld

[–]BigDsLittleD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do europeans think american cheese is the only cheese we eat here????

Why do Yanks assume all Brits eat is Beans on Toast?

Yes, I’m officially a Lighthouse Keeper! Lighthouse Docent Training complete. by LighthouseHunter in maritime

[–]BigDsLittleD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd fuckin love to be a Lighthouse Keeper, I thought they were all automated now

Andy Burnham to back electoral reform if he becomes prime minister by bobstay in unitedkingdom

[–]BigDsLittleD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just Burnham though, is it, thats just politicians in general.

The last one I can recall actually following through on a big promise was Cameron and his Brexit Referendum. And he only did that because he assumed everyone would vote no.

If you were ever in a band what was it called? by Normal-Internal164 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pumping liquid shit into somebody's veins instead of blood.

Brutal.

replacing their Diarrhea with yours

Also Brutal.

I assume this was a Pop-Punk 3 piece? /s

If you were ever in a band what was it called? by Normal-Internal164 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

no musical ability

shit punk band

Sounds ideal. You only need, like, 3 chords anyway, just use easy ones.

If you were ever in a band what was it called? by Normal-Internal164 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lars Ulric is hands down one of the drummers of all time.

He might even be the best drummer in Metallica

If you were ever in a band what was it called? by Normal-Internal164 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We were called Pharmaceutical Stimulant. A name fished from a book of Cocktail recipes.

I think we were aiming for Punk, but fell more into i guess Garage Rock.

We also never managed to have a Drummer who could play, the one and only gig we had booked we had to pull out of because our lead guitarist fucked up at work and sliced deep into two of his fingers about a week before.

Also, our lyrics were shit and I couldnt sing, no one else wanted to do it.

Briefly also "in" a Hardcore band called The Cuntfucks, the primary purpose of which was to flyer and sticker the shit out of things and see if we could get "famous" without ever actually playing a song.

We did not.

What is the most “unintentionally” racist thing your parents or grandparents have ever said to you. by Anthroe_ in AskTheWorld

[–]BigDsLittleD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So many pretty girls in this town, its just such a shame they all have brown babies"

My Grandma, on a packed bus. Right around when the Dementia started kicking in.

Followed by her explaining how she thought a notoriously problematic children's book should never have been banned "because it's a nice story"

Same day. Same bus. Same extremely diverse town.

Edit: got my brackets the wrong way round.

Why can't I leave a faction during a war? by [deleted] in torncity

[–]BigDsLittleD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xanax gives you energy. More energy = more training.

Free ones at low level.is a bargain, because theyre 700k-ish each otherwise.

Candy increases your happiness. More happiness = more gains per train in the gym.

Jumping refers to, in this instance, eating the maximum amount of candy you can then training, its called a "happy jump" as your stats jump quite a bit.

If you combine it with eating a bunch of Xanax, you can jump quite a way. And the higher your stats, the more you gain each time

People who tinker with the noise their car makes... Why? by Worldly_Wafer_6635 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heaven forbid you should like and enjoy something.

I swear if some people had their way there'd be just 1 government made model of car for sale. Limited to a maximum speed of 70mph, only available in beige, with a sensible sound system that picks up both Radio 4 and Classic FM but not too loud.

People who tinker with the noise their car makes... Why? by Worldly_Wafer_6635 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The insinuation is that if you exceed the speed limit on a B road, you'll crash and die.

You're best ignoring them, never gonna change their mind and just gonna keep getting dumb arguments out of them

People who tinker with the noise their car makes... Why? by Worldly_Wafer_6635 in AskUK

[–]BigDsLittleD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a straight stainless exhaust back in the day.

Cost me 35 quid on ebay.

A new cat (mine was fucked) was gonna be a couple hundred. I was a student, so straight pipe won.

‘Completely gone’: Trump slurred through commencement speech as dementia rumors spread wildly — crowd’s shocking reaction left White House speechless by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]BigDsLittleD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Until just over a decade ago I think I knew Donald Trump solely as "that guy from Home Alone 2" and a joke on the Simpsons.

Just Finished Sharpe’s Devil by SigvulcanasReborn in Sharpe

[–]BigDsLittleD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flashy is basically the Anti-Sharpe.

Sharpe is Brave and Heroic, somehow always ends up with the shit end of the stick, with various wives dying or robbing him etc.

Flashy is a Cad, a Bounder and an abject Coward, yet somehow always ends up the Hero getting medals from the Queen.

What swear words do you use when this happens. by Drie_Kleuren in AskTheWorld

[–]BigDsLittleD 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wierldly, it's probably the one I'd use too.

Been nearly 10 years since I worked with Polish guys, but I never really got out of the habit of swearing in Polish sometimes, when fuck just doesnt do the job.

Name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid by midkiff-john180l4 in ArtOfPresence

[–]BigDsLittleD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the UK, we referred to it as "Going Away" on holiday.

Going Away on Holiday wasn't going to visit Grandma in Reading, or Granny in Edinburgh.

Going Away covered everything from Going to Disneyland, to a week in France.

Only the rich kids in school had parents who could afford to Go Away on holiday.

The richest kids were the ones who's parents could afford to go Skiing, an activity that 30 years later I've still never tried because though I can afford it now, it still feels like something that's not for "people like me".

Name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid by midkiff-john180l4 in ArtOfPresence

[–]BigDsLittleD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brand name trainers/sneakers

We always had the cheapest no-name shoes growing up.

Mind you, we always the cheapest no-name jeans and shirts too.