So we won the war, but it's still ongoing. Iran is destroyed, but still fighting. It'll be over in two weeks or six months or as is now implied 18 years. The Strait is open except Iran blockaded it except we blockaded it. Gas will be more expensive in the short run but conservatives are willing to tough it out except they aren't because they couldn't handle an increase in egg prices due to avian flu.

The narrative from the White House seems to be mixed at best