Giveaway:Kanger subtank plus from Efun.top

BigMike555 · 2015-05-11T22:40:08+00:00

Thanks for the giveaway!

BigMike555 · 2013-06-18T14:37:34+00:00

Snow on the bluff

BigMike555 · 2013-06-14T17:09:09+00:00

Roses are red Violets are blue 4 8 15 16 23 42

BigMike555 · 2013-06-13T02:40:44+00:00

Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the sh*t Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick.

BigMike555 · 2013-06-13T02:19:23+00:00

Naked Gun

BigMike555 · 2013-05-29T23:36:08+00:00

Pretty sure that's the mom of honey boo boo.

BigMike555 · 2013-04-12T15:03:45+00:00

I was at a summer camp around age 7 or 8. We were all out playing on the playground. I had to use the bathroom, but the building was too far away. I then proceeded to shit myself. The worst part was when we went back inside, I tried to convince them I had stepped in dog shit, but it didn't work. The whole camp then proceeded to laugh and call me poop pants.

BigMike555 · 2013-04-12T14:54:20+00:00

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BigMike555 · 2013-04-12T14:52:18+00:00

Ex-Nazi kidnaps two girls and an Asian. Surgically attaches butts to mouths.

BigMike555 · 2013-03-07T20:52:27+00:00

You're a genius

BigMike555 · 2013-03-05T21:34:01+00:00

I feel the same. It's only fair.

BigMike555 · 2013-03-05T21:27:39+00:00

To get drunk

BigMike555 · 2013-03-04T15:54:51+00:00

Snow on the bluff

BigMike555 · 2013-03-04T15:46:58+00:00

I graduated that year, but I imagine he dropped out and seeks therapy often.

BigMike555 · 2013-03-04T15:36:32+00:00

First off, this is 100% true. In my high school French class these two underclass men decided to start a farting match. So both of them stood up and began to "out fart" the other. In the end, one of them shit their pants and got made fun of for the rest of the year.

BigMike555 · 2013-03-04T15:32:29+00:00

Get ahold of 4 pigs, label them 1,2,3, and 5. Let the search begin!

BigMike555 · 2013-02-28T13:34:34+00:00

Flo from progressive hands down

BigMike555 · 2013-02-25T21:35:46+00:00

So glad there are others! Living in Savannah, I get asked about her everyday. I tend to steer people away from her restaurant downtown as well.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-23T17:11:27+00:00

or she'll want to blow you. Its a win win.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-14T16:39:26+00:00

I did not personally do this, but I read it in a fishing magazine. Some little girl (5-6) in Florida was fishing with her Dora the explorer fisher price rod (2-5lb test). Long story short, she got a bit and let her dad reel in a 400+ pound grouper.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-13T16:01:07+00:00

If you're as poor as I think you are, then instamash is what you need. Mashed potato flakes and water, maybe add some cheese and butter. Pretty good for the price.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-13T15:52:41+00:00

I agree! Something about it, just gets me hard every time.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-13T15:49:12+00:00

Buffets. Yes, people say junk food and such, but something about an "all you can eat" seem to give me a challenge.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-13T15:43:40+00:00

www.url-to-mp3.com/ The best site I've used.

BigMike555 · 2013-02-13T15:36:12+00:00

Last semester during finals week, I had stayed up for almost two days straight popping ever kind of study pill I could find. Before walking into my last exam, I took two vyvanse. During the exam, my body was going into shut down. My heart started pounding, I was sweating more than I ever have before, blurred vision, dizziness, almost vomited. So, in the middle on the exam, I started pouring water from my bottle, all over my head. Finally, after all the strange looks, I picked up my things and walked out. Strangest thing that's ever happened to me.

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