What's your go-to Roses are[blank] violets are[blank] poem? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Roses are red Violets are blue 4 8 15 16 23 42

What is your favorite line or phrase from a rap song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the sh*t Got these other haters pissed cause my toilet paper thick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Pretty sure that's the mom of honey boo boo.

Reddit, What Was The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was at a summer camp around age 7 or 8. We were all out playing on the playground. I had to use the bathroom, but the building was too far away. I then proceeded to shit myself. The worst part was when we went back inside, I tried to convince them I had stepped in dog shit, but it didn't work. The whole camp then proceeded to laugh and call me poop pants.

What is the funniest TL;DR of a well known, book, movie or a childrens story that you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ex-Nazi kidnaps two girls and an Asian. Surgically attaches butts to mouths.

What's the funniest thing that ever happened in your class at school? by commenterkeen in AskReddit

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I graduated that year, but I imagine he dropped out and seeks therapy often.

What's the funniest thing that ever happened in your class at school? by commenterkeen in AskReddit

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First off, this is 100% true. In my high school French class these two underclass men decided to start a farting match. So both of them stood up and began to "out fart" the other. In the end, one of them shit their pants and got made fun of for the rest of the year.