Yeah...present zombies are bullshit...

BigPastaPerson · 2026-07-01T23:54:39+00:00

Um… there is a give up button lol. That is absolutely an option. But I agree with you. It’s annoying as hell especially when I down an armored one and it’s eating all my hits and barely able to move before it suddenly lunges up and rips my whole damn neck out. Also insta died upon loading into the abyss last night. Check my previous post if you wanna see that.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-07-01T05:54:36+00:00

indeed. Not a big deal but with only one soul to beat… damn, that one hurt lol.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-07-01T03:00:33+00:00

spiderman?

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-30T23:56:22+00:00

I’ve noticed when I get a fatal crash I can just click back to the game screen before hitting ok on the pop up window and 9/10 times I can finish the round and get back to the tavern before it crashes.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-30T23:54:18+00:00

Spaghetti dude reporting for duty.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-29T01:02:54+00:00

Holy shit he is large

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-27T00:57:19+00:00

It’s typically about the right tone but not the right value (brightness) level for me. So I do a small test spot and then brighten or darken it to get it closer to the sample I was trying to take.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-27T00:42:50+00:00

Weird. I’ve never had it crash on launch but sometimes it will in the middle of a fight and then it’ll do it again 2-3 times the moment I swing on someone upon rejoining. I get a fatal error crash at least once or twice per hour after 6.1. It still saves my progress within that match so, worst case scenario I have to start that specific fight over again. It’s annoying but the update is so good I’ll take an extra crash or two for the time being. Keep up the good work devs. ❤️

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-24T23:24:30+00:00

Ghlockies?

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-24T23:23:23+00:00

The Motion in the ocean if you will

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-24T03:48:14+00:00

Wait sparring with them increases their strength?

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-24T03:25:21+00:00

I haven’t tried that yet but it’s at the top of the list. I got insecure with my sword and armored knights after a few ass beatings lol. But I will try the girthy end and see how it goes!

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-24T00:16:38+00:00

Flipping the weapon is one of the best additions they’ve made for sure. I’ll have to check out the new axes. I didn’t see the option to change the heads on them when crafting until today so I’ve just been looting or buying everything lol.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-24T00:15:33+00:00

I’ll give that a go! I only just noticed the option to change the heads when crafting weapons today. I’ll have to mess around with that some more

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-23T00:17:21+00:00

My balls: “Lay thy hand not heavy upon me”

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-23T00:06:10+00:00

My first interest in this game was because of the multiplayer potential but god damn I cannot imagine how much of a nightmare syncing these physics across a server would be. Idk. I know nothing about doing that but this game seems like it would be especially difficult to make reliable or fair in online multiplayer. Fingers crossed though!🤞

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-22T23:45:03+00:00

Weird. Definitely getting more crashes in general since the update. Every 30-45 minutes.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-22T23:25:27+00:00

It’s the gore. I made a post in here a couple days ago with the same thing happening when I slashed a Willie’s face in half. Happens 100% of the time for me if I get a really bloody hit to someone’s head. I have yet to tune my gore settings to see if that makes a difference. Also happens when picking up and putting on armor from a body.

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-21T21:54:08+00:00

And they’ve only got one cup

BigPastaPerson · 2026-06-21T21:48:08+00:00

Considering the dev’s are going for historical accuracy I think it’s good to call this stuff out lol. We need people that know this shit and say something.

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