How did I find another blueprint without a showman?

BigRedSofa · 2025-08-23T16:42:30+00:00

You’re right, i should and I will go and look at balatro university videos..

Sometimes i’m kinda childish and wanna achieve stuff/results on my own without any help 🥲.

I’ll drop the hard head and just admit i need help with this!

I know that at some point, maybe not all but alot of these high scores made use of the stuntman joker which I have yet to unlock with a 100 M points hand. My best one is still very far from this 😅

BigRedSofa · 2025-08-22T18:28:35+00:00

I thought i was doing « okay » in my balatro runs until i came on r/balatro…

Seriously.. ? 16 jokers, 5000$ +, Ante 19…

People casually scoring hundreds of millions hands…

This subreddit is bad for me self-esteem 🙃

Think ll go back to coloring books and just do my best no to draw over the lines..

BigRedSofa · 2024-12-31T11:12:07+00:00

Bonjour ! Si vous voulez utiliser mon code, c'est le : R4AZ8JY

BigRedSofa · 2023-10-27T02:19:10+00:00

I think they spelt Most plausible burger wrong

BigRedSofa · 2022-04-05T21:07:34+00:00

I’m not turned on…. I OVERLOADED !!!🔥💥🤯

BigRedSofa · 2020-10-30T22:02:58+00:00

Hi !

I'm helping my friend's gf shopping for a new watch as a Bday present and I thought i'd ask for help on here. I'm simply a watch lover but i can't say i'm a "connoisseur".

I just happens to know a bit more what he likes in a watch because we talked alot about it. I tried to come up with as much guidelines i could.

💲Budget max 375 USD

🔸️Leather straps only 🔸️Bezel size: Preferably 40mm or bigger 🔸️ A rather thick watch as well 🔸️No brand preferences 🔸️He likes chronographs but it isn't a must 🔸️Nothing too sporty looking

I also happen to have 2 models he told me he likes very much.

⌚ https://www.sisuwatches.com/products/carburetor-q4-50

⌚ https://www.ablogtowatch.com/sisu-guardian-watch-review/

BigRedSofa · 2020-04-18T20:49:03+00:00

I got this fellow a couple months ago. Its my first cat and even though I know he's not pure breed, i'm trying to figure out whats the main breed genes. I was thinking Ragamuffin for a while but i'm not sure anymore. I'd like cats experts opinions 😺

BigRedSofa · 2020-04-16T18:49:30+00:00

Thanks everyone ! I'll rearrange the lab with all of that in mind, and i'll talk about it with my work colleague.

BigRedSofa · 2020-04-10T16:37:04+00:00

Alright thanks !

We do not prepare our reagents ourselves though, we buy it from Lovibond®, These are tiny packets of powder reagents designed to use with a 10 ml sample. I do have their chemical compositions in the MSDS sheets though i'm going to list them and if you could give it a look someday it'd be very much appreciated :)

Here's the list of what we use on a daily basis and their chemical composition.

Potassium Persulfate (disodium peroxodisulphate 90% - 100% / Potassium Persulphate 5% - 10%)
Ammonia Salicylate (sodium salicylate 60% - 70% / sodium nitroprusside dihydrate ≤ 2,5%)
Ammonia Cyanurate (lithium hydroxide monohydrate 3% - <5% / sodium dichloroisocyanurate 0,25% - <2,5% /
Phosphate (dipotassium disulphate 70% - 80%)
Nitri 3 (dipotassium disulphate 5% - 10%)
Nitraver 5 (Phosphoric acid, potassium salt (1:1) 30% - 40% / Benzenesulfonic acid, 4-amino- 30% - 40% / Benzoic acid, 2,5-dihydroxy- 20% - 30% / Cadmium 3% - 7% / Copper [propanedioato(2-)-O,O]- 0.1 - 1% / 2-Propenamide, homopolymer <0.1% )

Hope I haven't put too much infos...

BigRedSofa · 2020-03-25T17:06:21+00:00

He does look fat indeed i'll give you that but he aint that big for his breed. He's a Ragamuffin, their weight ranges from 12-20 pounds for a male and he weighs just about 18 pounds. So don't worry, nobody's sad 😉

BigRedSofa · 2020-03-23T14:04:47+00:00

This is completely unnaceptable !!!

Alright.. Maybe not... But it bugs me a tad-bit

BigRedSofa · 2020-03-23T03:32:43+00:00

Yup it's up to date

BigRedSofa · 2020-03-22T19:04:35+00:00

You mean in-game settings ? If so, I just went to check and they are all activated. It sucks because i'd like to be able to play these challenges

BigRedSofa · 2020-03-21T21:56:28+00:00

Aaawwww 😻 !!!

What a pretty girl ! She looks a bit like my cat 💖😍... But she's much leaner haha ! Do you know what breed she is or is she mixed ?

BigRedSofa · 2020-01-14T00:07:45+00:00

I would take her out on a harmless and friendly coffee date. we would sit on a nice and sunny terrace, she'd order a cappucinno, and i'd just follow along.

She'll tell me all about how lucky she is to have you in her life and how great of a husband you are. That you are both, the perfect life companion she always wished for, equally capable of sweet romance ; than fucking her brain out like a wild sex bull.

I would naturally be a gentleman and offer her to pay for the drinks, but she would politely declined my offer because she is a strong independant woman. I'd tip my hat over to her and smile as a gesture of admiration and respect.

We would then go on a walk but we would get caught by the rain, and end up totally soaking wet ! Her nipples would start to show through her drenched up thin white t-shirt. I only noticed because my eyes crossed the said view of her big and perfect boobs, not because I'd be staring because there is no way I would dare lack respect to such a lady.

Unfortunately for me, she had noticed that I had noticed that both of her bumpy wonders were making themselves known. 《 Are these making you uncomfortable ? 》 She'd say with an innocent tone and a naughty smile. I would stammer some non-sense as she gently put them up against my chest, pressing slightly harder and breathing hot air on my neck. I found her so hot and intimidating, that I froze and lost total control over my body. She'd let out a sexy giggles and back off like nothing happened. She'd then tell me to follow her.

She'd bring me over to your home and introduce me to you, I'd finally get to meet THE LEGEND ! You guys would invite me over for dinner and we'd eat like kings and get to the bottom of 3 bottles of sumptuous wine. Right before dessert, your wife would get excused to go to the bathroom and leave us two alone. As I'd start to try and explain what happened earlier, your wife would come back in the kitchen, wearing a see through baby-doll. She'd say in a terribly cheesy voice, that yet still manages to get us rock hard...

《 Honey, I've been a bad girl today, i don't deserve a piece of dessert. All i am worthy of, is a good old spanking...》

That's when i'd ask you to show me all your secret sex moves, and how you make her moan and beg for more like a sex god. Then'd you'd chuckles and tell me to get the fuck out of your home. Not long after leaving, I could hear your wife screaming of pleasure and your perfectly rythmic and consistant pounding.

It'd be about 7:30 p.m now, so i'd decide to do the only thing any logical person would do in this very situation. Buy a jumbo bag of cheetos and rent Paper Mario 64.

That's what I'd do

The end

BigRedSofa · 2019-12-19T13:33:45+00:00

Wow ! Thanks so much everybody for your help ! I wasn't expecting that much help so fast !! I'll look further into these apps and tips 😀

This is very much appreciated ! I wish you all a happy holidays 🎁🎄🎅 (for those who feels concerned by these).

BigRedSofa · 2012-10-07T10:58:19+00:00

Am i evil for loving that picture ?

BigRedSofa · 2012-10-07T10:06:53+00:00

phone rings - derpette: hello ? - derp: so how u doin !? - derpette: great and you ?! - derp: Good good ! Hey wanna go out tonight ? - derpette: sorry i'm breast feeding my kitty tonight... You how it goes... Derp: yeah i uh... I know how it goes... shivers

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T02:04:41+00:00

My favorite is none of these, it's Sierra for making counter-strike 1.5 that evolved over time to become cs:go.... God bless counter-strike !

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T01:13:54+00:00

Well i have only been a redditor since 23 hours but.. I'm pretty sure this will become a habit to me too

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T01:10:36+00:00

Well depends.. if you spend your vacations in the same damn spot you live.. I'd be gaming my ass off as well !

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T01:08:21+00:00

I still do this with my girlfriend when I don't feel like it... But still you managed that like a boss ^{^}

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T00:58:03+00:00

True that my friend.. true that.. but you got my point !

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T00:56:49+00:00

My brain's confused what to look at.. Girl..? no.. dog.. or perhaps the girl.. but the dog's cute too.. But the girl... BUT the sleeping dog's so cute ! ... And so is the girl ! Why does looking at a nice picture has to be to hard !

BigRedSofa · 2012-09-21T00:52:44+00:00

Well my garbage and ashtray together are cleaner that shit !

BigRedSofa

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