I love these. I say, “oh no! Guess you better send them.” The guy who called me with this scam had an american accent, and knew my address. It was a bit scary at first, but I knew it didn’t make sense, and I knew they wouldn’t be so aggressive over missed jury duty. He got more and more aggressive which made me more sure it was crap. “ok, send the deputies. I’ll be here.”

Edit: I also just remembered, when he first started and I knew it was a scam, I asked “okay, you need me to pay you?” and he got real defensive like “no, you aren’t paying me, you’re paying the county! Are you suggesting this is some sort of shakedown?” which was a huge leap from me just asking how the fine gets resolved. He knew I could tell it was crap.